Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Luck JF
I think the problem with democrats is who they took into their camp.
Homosexuals, Abortionists, Atheists, Communists. This was John Kerry's base. These people were knocking on my door trying to get me to vote for John Kerry.
The message was clear. If you are anti everything that America was founded on then John Kerry is your man. it is exactly because of grgr and others like him that the Democratic party received such a resounding defeat. They say , politics makes for strange bedfellows. Well all the strange people are on one side. So it is easy now to lump up all the group together and say the Democratic party is the party of the morally bankrupt.
Wow I'm surprised that there are ignorant assholes like you up in New Hampshire. I figured most of you were concentrated in Survivalist Compounds in Rural Alabama and Idaho.
Ladies and gentlemen. If you look closely into the two cages in front of you, you'll notice two nearly identical and fascinating specimens, the only difference being their ideological origin. Please stay back from the cages and don't attempt to rile them or feed them.
In one cage we have N. Polar trollus liberalis. In the other we have S. Polar trollus conservitus. They must be kept in separate cages due to their complete and total animosity for each other and their tendency to get into vicious snarling battles. Unusually, their markings are virtually mirror images of each other. Notice the rather large hackles on both the back of each that stay in a constant state of erection. Scientists speculate these hackles provide a firm hand hold for the symbiotic monkey that is known to attach themselves to and ride on their backs in their native habitat. Notice that each also has a scientifically curious protusion on their shoulders, the only difference being that one has the mark on its left shoulder and the other on its right. This mark is commonly referred to as the "chip" and has no known or as yet discovered use, however, it has been known to grow geometrically during snarling battles. When sleeping, both exhibit the same behavior, firmly planting their head up their anus.
Interestingly enough, their children are virtually identical. Only during and shortly after puberty do they begin to differentiate.
Let's move on to the next attraction, the politicus headinsandus.