Blood on my keyboard...

[EliteRetard]

I was punching a thick plank of wood as hard as I could until my fists were bloody and broken and then I started pounding on it until my wrists were bloody and broken. Now I'm having a hard time typing and there's blood all over my keyboard.

That fusken piece of wood is still not broken. I've beat on it a few times before, its really strong.

 

[sixone]

Why did punching a think plank of wood seem like a good idea?

 

[Markbnj]

Pics or lies.

 

[Mai72]

Getting ready for the MMA?

 

[Puppies04]

When you say "thick plank of wood" you mean prostitute right?

 

[Jaskalas]

You've watched Kill Bill too many times.

 

[disappoint]

 

[boomerang]

Got to be an attempt at a parody thread...

 

[Rakehellion]

Pics or lies.

^^^

 

[EliteRetard]

I punch shit, it's what I do.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...XiOU0KFKuKjMIlBbz5XXAudY2GqHvz9KovW8unbP5p6Wc
After my knuckles got bad I started pounding on it so the wrist/carpal bones on the picky side got all bloody and the tissue all bruised.

No.

No.

Never seen it, don't know anything about it. This time I went overkill and broke the metacarpal and proximal bones on one pinky and both ring fingers.

Not exactly, I need my keyboard and it certainly wouldn't hold up.

No.

No.

Did you ever give a 1 point infraction and hope that it led to an auto-vacation level of points? I have. Just now. Do NOT embed gory images; only link to them. -Admin DrPizza

 

[EliteRetard]

Off topic, I kinda cleaned my room after that.

Also I plan on going somewhere for (free) dinner and cake.

 

[WelshBloke]

FYI there's easier ways to break a piece of wood than hitting it with your fists.

For a small fee I'd be willing to share my secret.

 

[Markbnj]

I punch shit, it's what I do.


After my knuckles got bad I started pounding on it so the wrist/carpal bones on the picky side got all bloody and the tissue all bruised.

No.

No.

Never seen it, don't know anything about it. This time I went overkill and broke the metacarpal and proximal bones on one pinky and both ring fingers.

Not exactly, I need my keyboard and it certainly wouldn't hold up.

No.

No.

If you actually did that you need to see a doctor, and not the medical kind.

Well, on second thought, the medical kind first, and then the nice men with the white sport coat.

 

[WelshBloke]

If you actually did that you need to see a doctor, and not the medical kind.

Probably one of both TBH.

 

[Markbnj]

Probably one of both TBH.

^^^ In before my ninja edit.

 

[IronWing]

How did the board offend you?

 

[noobsrevenge]

google imaged search "your" picture. liar.

 

[Mai72]

That's nothing son.

I just got back from "talking" with my girl.

j/k....

 

[WelshBloke]

google imaged search "your" picture. liar.

Whoops.

 

[spittledip]

OP, this thread is for you:
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2365854

 

[EliteRetard]

google imaged search "your" picture. liar.

Of course. I never claimed that was me (he's way to young anyway).
Why would I post a picture on the internet, let alone take one.
That and how would I take a picture of my hands without using my hands?

I'm hoping for a really good pizza, and I'm curious how the cake turned out.
Supposed to be a German chocolate cake but most people don't do it right.
Not that I'd complain, it's free and even a poorly made cake is still a cake.

 

[WelshBloke]

Why would I post a picture on the internet, let alone take one.

Why would you make a post saying that you came off second best to a plank of wood, let alone actually come second best to a plank of wood?

 

[EliteRetard]

OP, this thread is for you:
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2365854

You know I watched that already. And I have had brain scans before.

 

[EliteRetard]

Why would you make a post saying that you came of second best to a plank of wood, let alone actually come second best to a plank of wood?

I'm not sure I know. I might have had a reason at the time, but it's not clear to me now.
I used to be much stronger, and heal much faster. I'm actually quite disappointed in myself.

 

[Broheim]

in the world of reverse image search, how fucking dumb do you have to be to find a picture off google and pass it off as yourself.