Blood on my keyboard...

[WelshBloke]

That's not welsh.

I do like grapes though.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Why did punching a think plank of wood seem like a good idea?

He had an erection lasting more than four hours and was too cheap to go see a doctor.

 

[Rakehellion]

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[Rakehellion]

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[zinfamous]

Probably this.

I get so many surprised people on here.

"Whoa! You username fits!"

Like duh.

I've said it before I'm officially retarded. Seriously.

You do make for some terrible posts, but to be fair, you have always seemed very honest.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

I hit my brain picking my nose. Blood everywhere. I was lucky to be at work cause I got a replacement keyboard. I love stories with a happy ending.

P.S. hope your paws heal and if not I hear that dragon speak stuff is really cool and works good so you never have to type again just in case you are mutilated now.

 

[HomerJS]

Why did punching a think plank of wood seem like a good idea?

Cause he was bored. Git it? Bored!

That's a joke girl. I made a funny and you ain't a laughin'

I keep a pitchin'em' and you keep a missin'em!

 

[sixone]

Cause he was bored. Git it? Bored!

That's a joke girl. I made a funny and you ain't a laughin'

I keep a pitchin'em' and you keep a missin'em!

I wood laugh, if it was funny.

 

[EliteRetard]

I posted this gem on 4chan.

I don't know why the mods are soiling themselves over this, but apparently it's very naughty to post that pic...I'd edit your posts before you get a double infraction too.

Otherwise, lol.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Aw, your keyboard is a woman now!

 

[EliteRetard]

He had an erection lasting more than four hours and was too cheap to go see a doctor.

If I had one maybe, but you know what they say "use it or lose it". I haven't used it.

 

[Red Storm]

The name fits.

 

[zinfamous]

If I had one maybe, but you know what they say "use it or lose it". I haven't used it.

Do you think this might be related to the whole punching pieces of wood thing?

 

[EliteRetard]

Do you think this might be related to the whole punching pieces of wood thing?

I dunno, maybe. Certainly much better off this way.
At least from all the horror stories I hear and the rampant diseases etc.