Blowjob week

[spidey07]

This is a closely guarded secret of mine, but you young ones need to listen to the elder. You must plant the seed early in the relationship for it to take hold, but do so subtlety.

Step one: After say a few months (2 max) of being intimate you explain that there is great pain if you don't get your rocks off every few days.

Step two: Continue this discussion, about the pain, and how you'll remedy the pain when she's menstruating by yourself. This enforces the aspect of "I can take care of myself". This will trigger the care gene in women. "what do you mean I'm not taking care of you needs?" You see, you're not saying that, but it's what they're thinking - "what if he goes somewhere else for his needs? His pain, I need to sooth it"

Step three:
Sooth the pain during your period, that means full pull blowjob.

Conditioning, it's not just for pavlov

You're welcome
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[TakeNoPrisoners]

This is gold and it is totally true. Not even trolling.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

If you're two months into a relationship and not getting all the blowjobs you need it's time to get out of the relationship. Things are not going to get better than they are at that stage.

 

[Theb]

If you're two months into a relationship and not getting all the blowjobs you need it's time to get out of the relationship. Things are not going to get better than they are at that stage.

Yes, but that's not the point. He's describing a long-game strategy. Getting BJs early on is the easy part.

 

[nageov3t]

girls are weird.

every week is blowjob week.

 

[spidey07]

Yes, but that's not the point. He's describing a long-game strategy. Getting BJs early on is the easy part.

Wise you are. That's why the seed must be planted early.

 

[Lifted]

girls are weird.

every week is blowjob week.

If your bf is "menstruating" every week, well, you're doing something wrong.

I'm pretty sure this will get moved to L&R, though I appreciate the post as I never go in there.

 

[SSSnail]

Just whip it out, that should be enough.

 

[schneiderguy]

Just whip it out, that should be enough.

Especially if you're hung like schneiderguy.

 

[shortylickens]

See this is why I cant get a girlfriend.

I clearly dont know enough about relationships.

 

[MotF Bane]

girls are weird.

Nobody is going to argue that one with you.

 

[mnewsham]

been doing this with my gf's for about 3 years works everytime

 

[alkemyst]

I guess this works well if you are dating at the 12-15 year old level. Most girls beyond that age sort have figured it out that lack of sex <> a guy dying and that guys can take care of things themselves if it gets that bad.

 

[Fritzo]

My wife is a total taker, not a giver. Her response would be "just don't bother me."

 

[dan4patriots]

or you could just take her to a musical

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

This is a closely guarded secret of mine, but you young ones need to listen to the elder. You must plant the seed early in the relationship for it to take hold, but do so subtlety.

Step one: After say a few months (2 max) of being intimate you explain that there is great pain if you don't get your rocks off every few days.

Step two: Continue this discussion, about the pain, and how you'll remedy the pain when she's menstruating by yourself. This enforces the aspect of "I can take care of myself". This will trigger the care gene in women. "what do you mean I'm not taking care of you needs?" You see, you're not saying that, but it's what they're thinking - "what if he goes somewhere else for his needs? His pain, I need to sooth it"

Step three:
Sooth the pain during your period, that means full pull blowjob.

Conditioning, it's not just for pavlov

You're welcome

The only reason you get blowjobs is because your wife gets a black eye if she doesnt do what you say.

I know your type. Youre a low life, piece of shit, wife basher.

 

[janas19]

Letting us into this exclusive tip, damn, OP that's special

 

[janas19]

or you could just take her to a musical

The hell? Lol.

 

[dan4patriots]

The hell? Lol.

do you not watch southpark

 

[spidey07]

The only reason you get blowjobs is because your wife gets a black eye if she doesnt do what you say.

I know your type. Youre a low life, piece of shit, wife basher.

And youre a guy that doesn't get full pull blowjob week on demand

You're point is?

 

[NetWareHead]

And youre a guy that doesn't get full pull blowjob week on demand

You're point is?

Win.

 

[spidey07]

Win.

I offer this great nugget of wisdom. This jackass still thinks like a guy in his early 20s. He hasn't figured it out yet.
My wife says "car is making noise" I'm trained to go take care of it without question.

I say my dick hurts, she is trained to take care of it.

Training works both ways, these are the nuggets of wisdom. This is how you care for your mate. I'm fully trained as is my wife.

 

[janas19]

I offer this great nugget of wisdom. This jackass still thinks like a guy in his early 20s. He hasn't figured it out yet.
My wife says "car is making noise" I'm trained to go take care of it without question.

I say my dick hurts, she is trained to take care of it.

Training works both ways, these are the nuggets of wisdom. This is how you care for your mate. I'm fully trained as is my wife.

*Respectfully tips his hat*

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Knew a girl a while back who was a hardcore Apple devotee. Asked her how she felt about blowjobs and she said "I'd love to. Do you know him?"

 

[zokudu]

You are a god among men.