BMW owners are materialistic capitalist pigs

[DivideBYZero]

A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely.

A policeman arrive at the scene, and the lawyer complains, "Officer, have you seen what he did to my BMW!?"

The policeman says, "You lawyers are so materialistic. There you are complaining about your car, but you haven't even noticed that your whole left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my gaad...", says the lawyer looking at the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "Ive lost my Rolex!"

 

[Savij]

Meh.

 

[KDKPSJ]

Meh. x2 as a BMW owner who is not materialistic capitalist pigs

 

[sandorski]

hehe. More suited for ATOT though.

 

[nakedfrog]

Don't forget they have small penises as well.

 

[Arkaign]

Stereotypical joke FTW

 

[Xecuter]

i lol'ed

 

[overst33r]

nice

 

[DarkThinker]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Stereotypical joke FTW

hehe

But you know what? I would accept being labeled materialistic pig for life just to be the first to own a BMW M8 whenever that pipe dream translates into reality

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: everydae
Meh. x2 as a BMW owner who is not materialistic capitalist pigs

Pic of Bimmer?

 

[DanTMWTMP]

I could've sworn this thread was locked... Maybe I'm just seeing things.

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
I could've sworn this thread was locked... Maybe I'm just seeing things.

No I saw it too

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: DarkThinker

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Stereotypical joke FTW

hehe

But you know what? I would accept being labeled materialistic pig for life just to be the first to own a BMW M8 whenever that pipe dream translates into reality

Lol I can be 2nd then

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
I could've sworn this thread was locked... Maybe I'm just seeing things.

No I saw it too

LIES!

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Stereotypical joke FTW

Hey, didja hear the one about the redneck in a pick-up....oh never mind.

 

[theslickvik]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Stereotypical joke FTW

Hey, didja hear the one about the redneck in a pick-up....oh never mind.