Bodywash?

[AmpedSilence]

I alternate. One month Body wash (currently using Axe's Snake Skin Bodywash), next month bar soap (Will probably be Dove Cucumber Hydrating bar soap). It's keeps the skin soft and smelling nice.

 

[Vehemence]

NOTHING!

 

[Sumguy]

Originally posted by: Zeke
Why, I use whatever the marketing overlords tell me will get me the most sex. Duh.

So after you are done taking your shower using nothing but Axe as soap, shampoo and conditioner, do you put on Axe deodorant and body spray then step out in your $200 Diesel jeans?

How do you handle the hordes of women tearing their clothes off and charging you?

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: Sumguy

Originally posted by: Zeke
Why, I use whatever the marketing overlords tell me will get me the most sex. Duh.

So after you are done taking your shower using nothing but Axe as soap, shampoo and conditioner, do you put on Axe deodorant and body spray then step out in your $200 Diesel jeans?

How do you handle the hordes of women tearing their clothes off and charging you?

Thankfully, $200 jeans are made to withstand that. now the $25 ones, well, all bets are off...

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Given that I'm not gay, metrosexual, or female, I do not use "bodywash" or a "poof". I use soap.

 

[Howard]

I used to work at a place that produced body wash. Any questions?

EDIT: I will not answer questions regarding the production method.

 

[skywhr]

can you clean your lofa in the dish washer?

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Dove - bar soap

Can't stand the body wash soaps as I need more than one handful to wash the body, the bar of soap is fast & efficient and is a great multi-tasker.

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: Howard
I used to work at a place that produced body wash. Any questions?

EDIT: I will not answer questions regarding the production method.

I'm guessing it is largely a parallel process to making hot dogs.

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: lokiju
Nope.

I use a bar of soap and a wash cloth.

Same here. No point spending 10 - 30 times the price of bar soap for essentially the same product.

I'm not sure how much bodywash you guys use at each shower vs. amount of soap used, but I have found that a given dollar amount of body wash lasts approximately as long as the same dollar amount of soap.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08

Originally posted by: zoiks
WTF is a poof?

you

Second Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a Poofter?

Fourth Bruce: Are you a Poofter?

Michael: No!

Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.

First Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

Everybruce: Amen!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Well?

some of the men's bodywashes can make a guy smell good enough to eat

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: zoiks
WTF is a poof?

Its a lattice of nylon that gets a lot of dead skin cells and thriving bacteria embedded in it, that people enjoy smothering over themselves.

I replace poof's and other bath tools regularly, you can also just throw poofs in the washer,good ones hold up well.

As far as bacteria goes.. a lot of hospitals don't give bar soaps out anymore, they give 2 in one bodywash shampoo products.. wet bars of soap sitting around collect all sorts of nasty germs.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: zoiks
WTF is a poof?

Its a lattice of nylon that gets a lot of dead skin cells and thriving bacteria embedded in it, that people enjoy smothering over themselves.

Do you brush your teeth?

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: zoiks
WTF is a poof?

Its a lattice of nylon that gets a lot of dead skin cells and thriving bacteria embedded in it, that people enjoy smothering over themselves.

Do you brush your teeth?

Hydrogen peroxide for the brush.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: zoiks
WTF is a poof?

Its a lattice of nylon that gets a lot of dead skin cells and thriving bacteria embedded in it, that people enjoy smothering over themselves.

Do you brush your teeth?

Hydrogen peroxide for the brush.

i hope not.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: zoiks
WTF is a poof?

Its a lattice of nylon that gets a lot of dead skin cells and thriving bacteria embedded in it, that people enjoy smothering over themselves.

Do you brush your teeth?

Hydrogen peroxide for the brush.

i hope not.

I hope so!

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Perknose
Well?

some of the men's bodywashes can make a guy smell good enough to eat

I am suddenly and completely convinced! :laugh:

 

[Goosemaster]

bodywash + poof

 

[mordantmonkey]

i'm a real man. I use lava soap and a 600 grit water stone.

 

[QurazyQuisp]

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: lokiju
Nope.

I use a bar of soap and a wash cloth.

Same here. No point spending 10 - 30 times the price of bar soap for essentially the same product.

I'm not sure how much bodywash you guys use at each shower vs. amount of soap used, but I have found that a given dollar amount of body wash lasts approximately as long as the same dollar amount of soap.

Especially if you use a poof or something similar. You probably use half amount of body wash with a poof than you do just squirting it into your hands and rubbing it around.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Bodywash + manpoof http://images.google.com/image...ler&btnG=Search+Images

Bar of soap FTL, if it even smells half manly it fucking dries your skin out.

There's enough manly smelling bodywashes now, but the fucking manloofah has got to go: http://www.youtube.com/AxeDetailer

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: Steve
Both. Start with soap, end with bodywash.

Same here. Unless I'm in a hurry in which case I just use the bar soap.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
No. I don't put soap on my body at all.

I will use soap on my armpits, groin, rear, sometimes feet. Thats it.

The skin has natural oils to keep it healthy as well as beneficial bacteria. I figure the shampoo suds running off my head is as much as the rest of my body really requires.

Oh god

You're one of those that smells and you are so used to it you don't even know you smell.

Yuck

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: zoiks
WTF is a poof?

Its a lattice of nylon that gets a lot of dead skin cells and thriving bacteria embedded in it, that people enjoy smothering over themselves.

Do you brush your teeth?

Hydrogen peroxide for the brush.

i hope not.

I hope so!

hope so what? that he brushes with H2O2?