Boehner blames California Drought on Obama

[Indus]

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2015/07/17/3681786/speaker-boehner-blames-california-drought-obama/

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) took to Facebook on Tuesday to recast California’s worst drought in 1200 years as a “man-made water shortage” — not worsened by climate change, but by President Obama himself.

He also asserted that, in the midst of the historic Dust Bowl conditions, Americans still have a God-given right to green lawns.

Hmm I guess in his mind 2 + 2 = 0. Why doesn't he run for President with that logic? He'd get all the Tom Selleck and Kim Kardashian votes and some donations too!

 

[boomerang]

YAIT

 

[zinfamous]

Looks like someone is trying to out-Trump the Donald.

 

[Jhhnn]

When rain doesn't fall out of the sky, blame Obama.

Damn. That Kenyan voodoo magic must really be something, huh? How the Hell did he make that happen?

If he can do that, we're all doomed to live under Sharia Law at the behest of our Chinese masters because Behghazi! Jade Helm! Oh, the Humanity!

 

[lotus503]

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2015/07/17/3681786/speaker-boehner-blames-california-drought-obama/

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) took to Facebook on Tuesday to recast California’s worst drought in 1200 years as a “man-made water shortage” — not worsened by climate change, but by President Obama himself.

He also asserted that, in the midst of the historic Dust Bowl conditions, Americans still have a God-given right to green lawns.

Hmm I guess in his mind 2 + 2 = 0. Why doesn't he run for President with that logic? He'd get all the Tom Selleck and Kim Kardashian votes and some donations too!

Its pretty common knowledge that everything bad that happens is Obama's fault.

 

[thraashman]

I'm surprised Boehner and other Republicans haven't yet blamed Obama for 9/11 or the Holocaust for that matter.

 

[dank69]

 

[Mxylplyx]

What is going to become of Republicans when Obama is no longer in office? Their identity is so wrapped around the scary black man in the white house that they wont even know who they are anymore when he is gone.

 

[lotus503]

The middle two seconds of that is Hott!

 

[xBiffx]

Looks like someone is trying to out-Trump the Donald.

There's going to be hell toupee.

 

[senseamp]

He's just saying what Republicans believe. I get chain mails forwarded from my Republican friends that say same thing. They'll rant about entitlement culture all day, but don't you dare tell them they aren't entitled to a green lawn in the middle of a drought.

 

[Jhhnn]

What is going to become of Republicans when Obama is no longer in office? Their identity is so wrapped around the scary black man in the white house that they wont even know who they are anymore when he is gone.

They'll have Hillary. I'm sure they'll make do.

 

[xBiffx]

 

[trenchfoot]

Pumper Babe is the schizz.

Pinocchio Guy, he got the Boehner in the wrong place.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Hopefully all this shit gets rid of the whole concept of a lawn MUST be grass and MUST be watered and fertilized blah blah blah. Why can't I just put some fine grain rocks in my yard and call it a day? Oh because it's not the American Dream ™

 

[xBiffx]

Pumper babe is in the schizz.

Fixed.

 

[piasabird]

Farmers use 80% of the water in California. Just thought you should know that. Building a house in the desert and laying down green sod is just plain stupid.

 

[piasabird]

Cactus is green.

 

[Victorian Gray]

What is going to become of Republicans when Obama is no longer in office? Their identity is so wrapped around the scary black man in the white house that they wont even know who they are anymore when he is gone.

It's ok, they'll just have to make do with the woman who got her lover, Janet Reno, to murder Vince Foster in order to stop him from telling the world that Webb Hubble was actually the father of Chelsea.

See, they've already started.

http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/huge-scandal-chelsea-isnt-bill-clintons-daughter/

 

[JSt0rm]

Someone make the poo white. kthx/

 

[Rustler]

man made in the sense that you don't build any more dams or water sheds because of crazy envirometal nut jobs, it seems little fish and all kinds of animals come before the welfare of human beings.

 

[Rustler]

JFK proposed North American Water and Power in the 60's never got built.......sadly.

 

[JSt0rm]

man made in the sense that you don't build any more dams or water sheds because of crazy envirometal nut jobs, it seems little fish and all kinds of animals come before the welfare of human beings.

lol. You dun fell for the playbook. Did you know that little fish is a keystone species? Did you know fisherman fish those waters and need that fish for the stock?

 

[Rustler]

You can't increase your population and not increase your watershed, with all the technolgy we have you would think that there are solutions for the problems.

 

[IronWing]

The middle two seconds of that is Hott!

Scroll the page so just the top third of the image shows and the whole thing is hot!