Bought 4 pairs of $200 jeans today.

[QueBert]

No, no, I have huge balls actually. It's kinda weird. You'd think for a guy with no muscles, no appetite, and other non-masculine traits I'd have tiny testicles... but no I have fucking huge balls.

That sir, I can testify.

Skinny jeans would be perfect for you, buy a pair and hit the club. Females will notice due to the tightness and maybe think it's your pen0r and want to sex you up. If they've had enough to drink they might not even notice when it wasn't the pen0r that was bulging.

 

[coreyb]

or in contrast to his little pecker

 

[Zebo]

and yet, typically hot.

are you going to turn down a hot, sure lay because she cant hold a conversation? are you pulling charlize theron type ass?

I'm pretty removed from that lifestyle but back when I did club, as it were, hell yeah I'd try and hit it all just not date.

 

[TridenT]

They probably just look big next to your tiny body.

Nah. That's not true. My dick looks pretty small even though it's perfectly average(6" and normal girth, etc). My balls do not.

 

[JMapleton]

Nah. That's not true. My dick looks pretty small even though it's perfectly average(6" and normal girth, etc). My balls do not.

Keep the size of your boyhood off my thread. The thought of my ass in tight jeans is enough for most people, let alone your untouched frontside.

Do not respond to this message, just comply with it's request.

 

[coreyb]

you shouldn't brag about huge balls, women don't even like them. and your bag will only get larger as you get older. must suck to be you

 

[EvilYoda]

I just wanted to see what a new jeans thread was like...since we're only talking about oversized balls and penises, it's about as I expected.

I plan on dropping by the store on Sunday to see if there's anything I like...7's are kinda old by now though. (ooooooooooooh)

 

[evident]

you really shouldn't ever pay more than $100 for 7FAM jeans.

 

[TridenT]

you shouldn't brag about huge balls, women don't even like them. and your bag will only get larger as you get older. must suck to be you

I am not bragging. Huge balls just means more surface area for pain for me.

If there were upsides to it, I'd be all about bragging about it then.

 

[coreyb]

you're SO bragging

 

[TridenT]

you're SO bragging

How is it bragging?

Are you saying that I would be bragging if I replaced balls with tumors?

"YEAH MAN, I HAVE HUGE TUMORS. THAT SIR I CAN TESTIFY"

 

[coreyb]

no, you are under the assumption that bigger balls = more of a man. that's all. come on tell the truth now

 

[TridenT]

no, you are under the assumption that bigger balls = more of a man. that's all. come on tell the truth now

Nah.

http://ufacts.blogspot.com/2008/06/man-with-largest-testicles-testes-in.html That's a hell of a man then.

No, really. I think a decent size is pretty manly, but I am far more in the gesture that a huge dick is the masculine thing.

Not having very small testicles I think is the key to masculinity.

 

[QueBert]

Nah.

http://ufacts.blogspot.com/2008/06/man-with-largest-testicles-testes-in.html That's a hell of a man then.

No, really. I think a decent size is pretty manly, but I am far more in the gesture that a huge dick is the masculine thing.

Not having very small testicles I think is the key to masculinity.

Depend on how big big is, I can attest to 2 females I've been with preferring a man with a larger sack. Both said they like the way bigger balls feel when hitting their Clit during doggy style. Now Elephantiasis type balls I'm pretty sure no females like.

 

[coreyb]

i cant say ive ever had a ball sack size conversation with a woman before, most find them repulsive from what i can tell.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Nah I totally agree with the OP. Although I dont buy from 7s main season since I go to Nordstrom's Rack and get a pair for $100 but they are completely worth it. Its the material and fit. Wear them for a while and try going to Levis, they are shit.

And on designer jeans, I hate True Religion and I have yet to own a pair of Diesels. I want some Diesels to try out but 7s are my fav right now.

 

[coreyb]

Nah I totally agree with the OP. Although I dont buy from 7s main season since I go to Nordstrom's Rack and get a pair for $100 but they are completely worth it. Its the material and fit. Wear them for a while and try going to Levis, they are shit.

And on designer jeans, I hate True Religion and I have yet to own a pair of Diesels. I want some Diesels to try out but 7s are my fav right now.

stop derailing the thread. we're talking about ball sack and dick sizes here

 

[JMapleton]

Nah I totally agree with the OP. Although I dont buy from 7s main season since I go to Nordstrom's Rack and get a pair for $100 but they are completely worth it. Its the material and fit. Wear them for a while and try going to Levis, they are shit.

And on designer jeans, I hate True Religion and I have yet to own a pair of Diesels. I want some Diesels to try out but 7s are my fav right now.

Smart man. I don't like True Religions, they're kinda weird looking.

Diesel does have amazing fabric. I like thick fabric, Diesels are like this. Great for winter time.

 

[dank69]

Do you wear scarves in the summer? How much do you spend on scarves?

 

[Analog]

$200 for something that cost $4 to make in China. What a deal.

 

[moshquerade]

pic of you in jeans?

 

[Kirby]

I prefer Levis 569.

 

[Fingolfin269]

I actually have no problem with people spending their money however they want. Yeah I know I'm weird.

/shrug

PS
I know there are people here who would drop $450 on a new video card if one existed. Hell maybe one does exist. Do I care if someone buys said mythical vid card? No.

 

[Beev]

Clothing prices are just stupid. I saw an ad for BOGO hoodies at Aeropostale so I poked my head in. Found a nice pullover hoodie that was $20, then saw one that had a zipper (same design, color, everything else) for $35. A zipper is worth $15 these days? Never mind that every single clothing item in the damn store had a giant AERO across the front... I won't be going into that store ever again.

 

[moshquerade]

nah. That's not true. My dick looks pretty small even though it's perfectly average(6" and normal girth, etc). My balls do not.

ffs, you do not have to reveal this to us! :|