Bow-lingual translator--HOT!!!

[fitzov]

Link

Get them whilest they steam like your lawn droppings.

Soon to come..."wife-translator".

 

[smithdj]

That may be a good price, but those are completely worthless. I have used one and it is a total joke.

 

[StumbleBum1]

U gotta be kidding ..Right:shocked:

 

[Aztech]

Still holding at $99.00. There's a Meow-Lingual for cats and a baby translator is coming soon. Unfortunately, I'm being serious.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

lol @ unfortunately.
who buys this stuff? i guess the same ppl that buy grilled cheese with the virgin mary on it on eBay

 

[Banana]

Uh-Welcome to last year?

 

[squishyx]

lol... it made the "o"-list...
Oprah reccommended!

 

[fitzov]

Originally posted by: Banana
Uh-Welcome to last year?

Can't just laugh, can you?

 

[thedealmaker]

come on, I can decode them myself. All they say are "food, sex, and sleep", just like me.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Afterall...it can detect all 6 emotions that dogs feel....because everyone knows they feel no more than 6.

 

[shortbear]

I bought the bow-lingual as a christmas present last year at Petsmart for $29.99. Why the heck are they trying to sell it for $99.99?

total rip off!!!

 

[fitzov]

no way man, this deal is hot. the one at pet-smart is an imitation. this one really works.

just last week i was using it on my dog and it said, "Where's my pack? Where's my pack?"

unfortunately, there is no corresponding translator for English to woof-speak, so I couldn't ask him whether he meant 'pack of dogs that I belong to', or 'pack of bacon snacks'.

 

[Deleted member 139972]

Mine says "I'm Horny" whenever my dog barks followed by random humpings.. Don't know if i need a translator for that!.. LOL

 

[Sforsyth]

my dog dosen't bark

 

[Bluemedgroup]

Total Rip off. I bought this on after christmas clearance for $19.99. Complete waste of money. Total gimic. I think the only thing is what good for was the 5 AAA batteries that were included.

 

[shortbear]

my dog recited the United States constitution with this device. Pretty neat. I am now teaching my dog to speak spanish and german.

 

[markrb38]

My dog says this is a gimmick, but might help him get chicks.

 

[desteffy]

Dog Says: "buy me some brand X dog food, and an upgraded version of the translator!"

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

Originally posted by: Bluemedgroup
Total Rip off. I bought this on after christmas clearance for $19.99. Complete waste of money. Total gimic. I think the only thing is what good for was the 5 AAA batteries that were included.

You mean...you had to buy it to figure that out?

 

[BigEdMuustaffa]

Now if they paid me $99.99 to take them off their hands....

 

[IEC]

Woof woof!

 

[the eephus]

These things are pretty amusing, actually. But not for that price. We got some for a gag gift about a year ago.

We have Basenjis (barkless dogs), so it was extra funny. But the dogs do make noises, so it 'interpreted' them for us. Of course, the reponses are so generic that they could cover just about anything.

The one thing it SEEMED to be able to tell consistantly, was when the dogs were angry. Otherwise? Who knows.

Funny stuff though. Good entertainment value if you can get ahold of one for cheap.

-e

 

[athakur999]

You can pick these up at Petco.com for a mere $13:

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Not sure if it is the same exact model or not but for something that is pretty much a novelty item I'd rather go cheap

 

[fitzov]

Originally posted by: athakur999
You can pick these up at Petco.com for a mere $13:

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Not sure if it is the same exact model or not but for something that is pretty much a novelty item I'd rather go cheap

Novelty? That's pretty low for something that can tell me what a dog is saying, don't you think?

 

[donaccord]

On the same website, there is a 5X FingerVibe Massager. There is also Dora the Explorer advertisement on the left side. Thought it was funny to point out (bad ad-placement).

5X FingerVibe Massager