Boy Killed analy when chair explodes

[CrazyLazy]

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

 

[invidia]

If it is something completely out of the ordinary, then jokes need to be made, nonetheless how tragic is was.

 

[SSSnail]

None of us are as cruel as all of us.

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

 

[Locut0s]

One for Mythbusters. Those are hydraulic cylinders not gas filled I don't see how anything could explode!

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
One for Mythbusters. Those are hydraulic cylinders not gas filled I don't see how anything could explode!

Yeah, I'd say it's fake.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
One for Mythbusters. Those are hydraulic cylinders not gas filled I don't see how anything could explode!

Based on how much my chairs have always compressed when I plop myself down on them, I'd say that the fluid within is quite compressible.

And that hissing sound you hear when you raise or lower the chair? That sure isn't hydraulic oil leaking out or rushing in.

My vote is pneumatic.


And yes, Mythbusters. Adam must take another one for the team..

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

What's up your ass?

Maybe he owns the same brand of chair...

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: NaOH
That sucks ass.

It blows more than it sucks.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok
As all the ass jokes have been covered, I'm just going to say wow. Bummer.

I suppose we've reached the tail end of the jokes.

It's a shame, I was hoping they would go out with a bang.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

I don't get it...

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

Don't you have better things to worry about?

 

[aesthetics]

Oh sweet lord.........

 

[ForumMaster]

wow. we have some of those chairs in the office...or atleast chairs that look really similar.

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

Don't you have better things to worry about?

I'm not worried just confused, if somebody on here posted a message saying "my wife died in a car crash yesterday" and I responded with "Well, I guess she didn't have the DRIVE to live" I would get the ban stick, for essentially saying the same things they are said in this thread. I guess respect for the dead only factors in when the mods feel like it.

 

[StinkyPinky]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

Don't you have better things to worry about?

I'm not worried just confused, if somebody on here posted a message saying "my wife died in a car crash yesterday" and I responded with "Well, I guess she didn't have the DRIVE to live" I would get the ban stick, for essentially saying the same things they are said in this thread. I guess respect for the dead only factors in when the mods feel like it.

Dude, it's clearly a fake. Calm down.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Locut0s
One for Mythbusters. Those are hydraulic cylinders not gas filled I don't see how anything could explode!

Based on how much my chairs have always compressed when I plop myself down on them, I'd say that the fluid within is quite compressible.

And that hissing sound you hear when you raise or lower the chair? That sure isn't hydraulic oil leaking out or rushing in.

My vote is pneumatic.


And yes, Mythbusters. Adam must take another one for the team..

Screw Adam... get the hot redhead on there to take it anally.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
They do strict quality control on those chairs at the factory. That one must have just fallen through the cracks...

This one managed to fall up a crack. How does that happen?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Locut0s
One for Mythbusters. Those are hydraulic cylinders not gas filled I don't see how anything could explode!

Based on how much my chairs have always compressed when I plop myself down on them, I'd say that the fluid within is quite compressible.

And that hissing sound you hear when you raise or lower the chair? That sure isn't hydraulic oil leaking out or rushing in.

My vote is pneumatic.


And yes, Mythbusters. Adam must take another one for the team..

I'm glad someone said it. How does the cylinder maintain any sort of pressure if there is no gas within?

 

[StageLeft]

Seems a bit of a stretch. I don't really believe it.

 

[UberNeuman]

Horatio Crane weighs in on the case....

 

[randay]

fake. contents arent under enough pressure to cause an explosion, its just a damper with an internal spring. also theres no way it would create such a huge hole in the chair.

 

[clamum]

Thread rates 7/10 on the lulzy scale.

 

[0roo0roo]

where is confirmation.

i used to have a cheap chinese chair long ago. when i hacked it to bits for disposal i found the seat bottom was just a thin sheet of plywood.

how many psi is in those pistons?

 

[Anonemous]

another home made gun that went off accidently?