Boy Killed analy when chair explodes

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Fayd

Diamond Member
Jun 28, 2001
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www.manwhoring.com
Originally posted by: Tea Bag
Originally posted by: Atheus
*inspects chair*

I'll say what we're all thinking right now. Everyone at work or at their computer desk at home is a bit more clenched up down there prior to entering this thread.

my computer chair is a recliner. i think i'm okay
 

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
24,227
3
76
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: Number1
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

Don't you have better things to worry about?

I'm not worried just confused, if somebody on here posted a message saying "my wife died in a car crash yesterday" and I responded with "Well, I guess she didn't have the DRIVE to live" I would get the ban stick, for essentially saying the same things they are said in this thread. I guess respect for the dead only factors in when the mods feel like it.

The moral indignance is strong in this one. Let's find some more overwrought causes for you to champion. Tell me why racism is bad again
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
82,854
17,365
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Originally posted by: Mo0o
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: Number1
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

Don't you have better things to worry about?

I'm not worried just confused, if somebody on here posted a message saying "my wife died in a car crash yesterday" and I responded with "Well, I guess she didn't have the DRIVE to live" I would get the ban stick, for essentially saying the same things they are said in this thread. I guess respect for the dead only factors in when the mods feel like it.

The moral indignance is strong in this one. Let's find some more overwrought causes for you to champion. Tell me why racism is bad again
Thats not even the worst one.
The worst was when a long-time member of WoW passed away and a family member made a post about it in the WoW forums.

First reply was: "Did he drop any good loot?"
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
83,967
19
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Originally posted by: drum
For dieing from bleeding there is a suspicious lack of blood anywhere near the chair.

internal bleeding more than likely...and probably minutes after they removed him it became more external.

In A.D. 2009
Assrape was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your ass are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain MY ASS!@~~!~!~!!~
Captain: OMG!
Operator: AIEEEIEIEIEEEEEE!

 

Pocatello

Diamond Member
Oct 11, 1999
9,754
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Originally posted by: finite automaton
I am going to the store to buy a sheet of aluminum to sit on.

I don't know if that helps. The Americans and the Russians put additional steel plate armor on the bottom of their APCs in case of mines. A lot of times they just rode on top of the vehicles, assplosion is one hell of a way to go.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
83,967
19
81
Originally posted by: thegimp03
Man, this makes me not even want to sit on my home and office desk chairs anymore...

meanwhile some here are bouncing up and down on theirs.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

Diamond Member
Feb 22, 2006
7,671
1
0
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

You need to lighten up a bit. In my circles of real-life friends, we'd instantly crack one of these, then express how sad it is. Humor takes away the pain of grief. And I bet the 10-year-old would find these jokes HILARIOUS.
 

Fayd

Diamond Member
Jun 28, 2001
7,971
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www.manwhoring.com
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

agreed,

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2279412&enterthread=y

Well to be fair, the people on here aren't funny and this is their outlet to be what they're not. Sort of like the e-thugs who threaten to beat you up because they know they'll never fight you in real life. If these people actually do crack tasteless, pathetic attempts at jokes like this in real life about people dying I hope somebody slaps the shit out of them. When you're NOT funny and disrespectful at the same time a good back handed slap should be interjected.

The ironic thing is, if a member had posted this same thing about their little brother dying in the same way it would have been flowers and condolences. With the ban stick coming out for anyone who makes a funny, I guess it's okay when it's a person nobody knows?

You need to lighten up a bit. In my circles of real-life friends, we'd instantly crack one of these, then express how sad it is. Humor takes away the pain of grief. And I bet the 10-year-old would find these jokes HILARIOUS.

if one actually existed.

the lack of blood says none existed.
 

gorcorps

aka Brandon
Jul 18, 2004
30,740
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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Another crap product from China.

I'm pretty certain your office chair is made in China too.

You had me checked for sure but I tend to buy furniture mad in Canada so I was not too worried.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/d6912f27352291
http://www.imagebam.com/image/9b8fd627352292

That plus I normally have another extra cushion on it to raise my butt ~4" because the arm rests are a little to high for prolonged gaming and computing.

Canada? That just means when it explodes you'll have a hockey puck up your ass.
 

KarenMarie

Elite Member
Sep 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Thats not even the worst one.
The worst was when a long-time member of WoW passed away and a family member made a post about it in the WoW forums.

First reply was: "Did he drop any good loot?"

I remember that. It was awful, yet I could not help but laugh at how awful it was.

EDIT: HERE



 

ConstipatedVigilante

Diamond Member
Feb 22, 2006
7,671
1
0
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Thats not even the worst one.
The worst was when a long-time member of WoW passed away and a family member made a post about it in the WoW forums.

First reply was: "Did he drop any good loot?"

I remember that. It was awful, yet I could not help but laugh at how awful it was.

EDIT: HERE

:laugh:
 
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