God damn bro you are most certainly mad.
I'm always surprised at how this forum full of what I would assume to be technically sound minds (and therefore edging towards the logical sides of arguments) continues to may illogical, irrational, and absurd arguments towards common culture. On one hand its expected, as nerds have a hard-on for demeaning anything pop-ish or "common". On the other hand its odd that they would may illogical and silly arguments in doing so.
Every single mother fucker in here loves Hooters.
They dont wanna sound like loser horndogs so they talk shit about it, thinking it makes them look cool
It doesnt.
Shit, even if they didnt like Hooters they're still foolish for thinking anyone is really concerned as to the reasons.
God damn bro you are most certainly mad.
God damn bro you are most certainly mad.
I can't honestly say I've ever been to a Hooters. We've got a Twin Peaks not too far from work that I've hit up several times now. The food is good. The views, for the most part, are good as well. The only exception is the single pregnant chick that works as a waitress. It gets really awkward when she comes around.
You can't get good food and good strippers in the same place. Any place with good food doesn't need skanky waitresses to sell it. And any place that tries to half-ass the stripper part will probably half-ass the food too. Hooters sure did. If you have to ogle women and eat, break them into two separate activities. Eat at a good restaurant and ogle somewhere else.
Having kids drives a person mad. :whiste:
Every single mother fucker in here loves Hooters.
They dont wanna sound like loser horndogs so they talk shit about it, thinking it makes them look cool
It doesnt.
Shit, even if they didnt like Hooters they're still foolish for thinking anyone is really concerned as to the reasons.
Good rationalization attempt, but you still know you've been played :^DThis is the first honest answer statement I've seen in this whole damn thread. My experience is that the beers are pretty good sized, the wings are plentiful and there's decent eye candy to look at. Are there other places to go? Sure. Are they cheaper? Maybe. Do they have decent looking women in tight clothing to look at while you're there? Probably not.
Sure, some asshole is gonna sit here and say "Willie's Wing Wang on I-69 and Dude Blvd. is WAAAAAAAY better than Hooters. I mean, they wear Speedos and jiggle their cock table side for you and everything! Who doesn't love that? Boobs? Don't need them. I like pointy elbows and schlong. Willie's wings are the shit too! Way cheaper and way better for the price" or some shit like that and you'll be wrong for saying it.
Bottom line, most of you hate the place because women talking to you is a scary fucking thing. Also, you probably end up with a little chub and then have that awkward situation of tucking it in your waist band as you leave on your way back to your game of WoW. You're probably too fucking cheap or too fucking broke to tip well too. Your version of good food for a good price is a fucking McGagBang double-stack with excess free condiments (because you can), and some other shit off the uber Value Menu because you get "more bang for your buck" or some shit.
Not my thing. I see hotter chicks at restaurants with better food.
This is the first honest statement I've seen in this whole damn thread. My experience is that the beers are pretty good sized, the wings are plentiful and there's decent eye candy to look at. Are there other places to go? Sure. Are they cheaper? Maybe. Do they have decent looking women in tight clothing to look at while you're there? Probably not.
Sure, some asshole is gonna sit here and say "Willie's Wing Wang on I-69 and Dude Blvd. is WAAAAAAAY better than Hooters. I mean, they wear Speedos and jiggle their cock table side for you and everything! Who doesn't love that? Boobs? Don't need them. I like pointy elbows and schlong. Willie's wings are the shit too! Way cheaper and way better for the price" or some shit like that and you'll be wrong for saying it.
Bottom line, most of you hate the place because women talking to you is a scary fucking thing. Also, you probably end up with a little chub and then have that awkward situation of tucking it in your waist band as you leave on your way back to your game of WoW. You're probably too fucking cheap or too fucking broke to tip well too. Your version of good food for a good price is a fucking McGagBang double-stack with excess free condiments (because you can), and some other shit off the uber Value Menu because you get "more bang for your buck" or some shit.
This is the first honest statement I've seen in this whole damn thread. My experience is that the beers are pretty good sized, the wings are plentiful and there's decent eye candy to look at. Are there other places to go? Sure. Are they cheaper? Maybe. Do they have decent looking women in tight clothing to look at while you're there? Probably not.
Sure, some asshole is gonna sit here and say "Willie's Wing Wang on I-69 and Dude Blvd. is WAAAAAAAY better than Hooters. I mean, they wear Speedos and jiggle their cock table side for you and everything! Who doesn't love that? Boobs? Don't need them. I like pointy elbows and schlong. Willie's wings are the shit too! Way cheaper and way better for the price" or some shit like that and you'll be wrong for saying it.
Bottom line, most of you hate the place because women talking to you is a scary fucking thing. Also, you probably end up with a little chub and then have that awkward situation of tucking it in your waist band as you leave on your way back to your game of WoW. You're probably too fucking cheap or too fucking broke to tip well too. Your version of good food for a good price is a fucking McGagBang double-stack with excess free condiments (because you can), and some other shit off the uber Value Menu because you get "more bang for your buck" or some shit.
LMAO.... I enjoys wings and beer like anyone else but I find nothing special about hooters wings. The rest of the food served at Hooters is bought straight off of a Sysco catalog.
You may be right about some of the posters here but lets be real, can we? Hooters food is absolutely nothing to write home about and the only thing that does actually attract customers are the tits and not the food or the beer either for that matter.
If I want to overpay for wings, I choose Buffalo Wild Wings and even then I don't choose them.
Good rationalization attempt, but you still know you've been played :^D
That's ok, there's suckers everywhere. In fact, I'd say the majority of people are suckers, so you're in good company ;^)
Completely agree, their food isn't the best and it surely isn't healthy. But if I'm driving around and I've got a Chili's, Applebees, Five Guys, Olive Garden, Red Robin, and a Hooters and I want some beer and wings at that moment, hey, bonus, boobs too. It's pretty simple really.
If I want to overpay for wings, I choose Buffalo Wild Wings and even then I don't choose them.
Oh shit! You know what?! You're right! I never noticed that the two letter "O's" in the logo look like tits! Oh! And Hooters is a slang term for tits too. And then when I walked in there were calendars and posters everywhere with chicks with their tits hanging out. And you'll never believe it, but then I noticed that the waitresses wear tight shirts with their tits all pushed up. Oh, and I never noticed until just now that their menu actually features exactly what I went in there for to begin with so prominently either, FUCKING WINGS AND BEER! Holy shit, I've seen the light!
All this time I was going in there for cupcakes and left pissed off every time they told me they didn't have those for the price I was asking for them for. Oh, and I didn't even go in there with my own fucking money either, nope, it was someone else's that they earned...shall I go on? Yep. Me. Got suckered right in. Damnit. Thanks for telling me. :awe:
Can you show us on a doll where the Hooters girl touched you?