The third option is a second referendum (with either three options: "no deal", "May deal" and "remain", or two options: "May deal" and "remain"), but I'm not sure what the logic of that is when May's deal has already been kicked to the curb by Parliament.
I wonder whether a second referendum is still a real possibility for the Tories to save face at this point, because this is getting embarrassing for them.
The strangest part of all of this farce is how Brexiteers look like the biggest bunch of freaking losers despite winning the referendum; one would have thought that they would be on the front lines of coming up with ideas for deals and negotiating, jetting off to the European mainland every 5 minutes to discuss ideas, but instead they've spent two years sulking.
Is that the strangest part, or the DUP's angle in all of this, or May's angle, or that what the politics of this whole situation ought to be the simplest bit to understand - certainly versus the nature of untangling ourselves from the European bureaucracy - yet that seems to be the simplest element. Politically most of the major players seem to have got their parts mixed up. I just don't get it.