Bride becomes dictator in letter to bridesmaids

[JoeyP]

Someone ought to crash the wedding by sitting in the back of the church and cutting the most raucous long and repulsive sounding fart ever, timed precisely at the time they kiss.

 

[blurredvision]

The only thing that makes her insane demands OK is the fact that she's upfront about them. I guess some stuff is OK, as she's trying to weed out the slackers, but other stuff is a little over the top.

I'd be surprised if she has 3 or 4 left out of the 10. She obviously pissed off one already by this letter being posted on the internet.

 

[CPA]

Her wedding, her rules.

 

[Mursilis]

"Also if you accept this horror..." lol

After a minor correction, it's perfect.

 

[Mursilis]

Her friends already have a pretty good idea who she is, so this letter probably won't come as much of a surprise to them.

If you find it offensive, don't be her friend. An "internet roast" isn't necessary.

But it would be oh so much fun! I hope she gets outed. I'm curious to see what crazy looks like this week.

 

[JulesMaximus]

i feel bad for Jake.

QFT

 

[sixone]

Poor Jake.

KT

Nah, he volunteered.

If he doesn't know what kind of person she is, he's either going to learn it real quick, or he'll never figure it out.

 

[dr150]

I 1000% agree with the letter commandments.

ALL bridesmaids MUST be present and accounted for the ceremonial boning afterwards.

 

[gorcorps]

*shrugs*

I see little wrong with this. She's expecting a lot out of people but by not sugar coating it her friends will know damn quickly if they are in or not, which is exactly what she needs to know. Not really a person I'd want to deal with but she's giving fair notice. I also don't really see how getting "outed" would be bad for her. If you couldn't tell from her tone, she doesn't give two shits about you or your opinions.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

I just got married this last weekend and we threw an awesome wedding with exactly zero bridesmaids/groomsmen. These people are just useless, extra expenses that add unnecessary complexity.

 

[sixone]

I just got married this last weekend and we threw an awesome wedding with exactly zero bridesmaids/groomsmen. These people are just useless, extra expenses that add unnecessary complexity.

Most of the wedding stuff kids do these days is unnecessarily complex.

You need a bride, a groom, an official, and a couple of rings. Everything else is optional.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

That's definitely true enough.

 

[sigurros81]

*shrugs*

I see little wrong with this. She's expecting a lot out of people but by not sugar coating it her friends will know damn quickly if they are in or not, which is exactly what she needs to know. Not really a person I'd want to deal with but she's giving fair notice. I also don't really see how getting "outed" would be bad for her. If you couldn't tell from her tone, she doesn't give two shits about you or your opinions.

Yeah....nothing wrong with acting like a dick towards your friends.

 

[dainthomas]

You KNOW that this chick has got to be hot as hell.

Jake knows what he's signing up for. Whether he'll be able to tolerate it... that'll be the test.

We absolutely need pics to determine the hotness to crazy ratio.

 

[jagec]

Yeah....nothing wrong with acting like a dick towards your friends.

Anyone who continues to be "friends" with someone who treats them that way, deserves the treatment that they get. The very fact that she has TEN bridesmaids is proof that she's not too choosy on who she considers to be close to her. I doubt the woman has a single real friend in all the world. But I bet she has more Facebook friends than anyone on this forum.

 

[Corporate Thug]

That's actually sort of reasonable. It's better to ask people up front if they can afford the time and money to take part, rather than assume so and have them get sticker shock.

That said, I wouldn't be in the wedding party of anyone who writes, "But it's different if your not in the wedding party." Get a fucking education, lady.

Edit: "Seeee ya" for someone taking 2-3 days to respond to an e-mail is not reasonable.

hate to break it to you grammar nazi, by typo =/= uneducated.

 

[torpid]

Most of the wedding stuff kids do these days is unnecessarily complex.

You need a bride, a groom, an official, and a couple of rings. Everything else is optional.

Aren't the rings optional too? And in most states you will need a couple of witnesses.

 

[Yourself]

Run Jake, run like you've never run before. Your life depends on it.

 

[sixone]

Aren't the rings optional too? And in most states you will need a couple of witnesses.

You don't need to go buy new ones. You could use old ones, or even pop-can rings, if you're kickin' it old school.

 

[torpid]

You don't need to go buy new ones. You could use old ones, or even pop-can rings, if you're kickin' it old school.

I'm pretty sure you could just omit them entirely.

 

[Saint Nick]

LOLmarriage

 

[yllus]

hate to break it to you grammar nazi, by typo =/= uneducated.

I'm not much of a grammar Nazi, but I expect - no, demand - that adults understand the difference between "your" and "you're". That's just about having standards.

 

[Brigandier]

hate to break it to you grammar nazi, by typo =/= uneducated.

"Youre" is a typo; "your" is a grammatical mistake.

 

[Corporate Thug]

I'm not much of a grammar Nazi, but I expect - no, demand - that adults understand the difference between "your" and "you're". That's just about having standards.

I know what you mean. I pay close attention when writing emails/letters/memos/docs at work. But emails to friends and posts on ATOT? Do not give a f*ck.

 

[nickbits]

"Youre" is a typo; "your" is a grammatical mistake.

I don't know about you but sometimes I think one thing and my fingers type another word. So, I would consider that a typo but I always proofread my stuff 10x to make sure I catch stuff like that (hopefully).

Also regarding the OP... simple response:
"I'm out"