Britney Spears in Reality

[PeteRoy]

Britney for the rest of us

 

[Deeko]

I would have absolutely obscene amounts of sex with her no matter what you say.

 

[spaceman]

i'd mount it.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: ncircle
i'd mount it.

And remember to fsck.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Deeko
I would have absolutely obscene amounts of sex with her no matter what you say.

hell yeah, if for no other reason than to sell the story to the inquirer

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: Deeko
I would have absolutely obscene amounts of sex with her no matter what you say.

hell yeah, if for no other reason than to sell the story to the inquirer

deeko's cellphone pics might have to 'appear' on the internet somewhere.....yesss

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: ncircle
i'd mount it.

And remember to fsck.

don't be silly, fsck happens automatically.

 

[MaverickBP]

ive had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting her when she came into my courthouse(dont ask). that girls personality KILLED anything that i thought she had going for her...but like most guys..when shes all dressed up...and not talking...id tap that a$$

 

[aircooled]

would you put your willy wonka in her chocolate factory?

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: MaverickBP
ive had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting her when she came into my courthouse(dont ask). that girls personality KILLED anything that i thought she had going for her...but like most guys..when shes all dressed up...and not talking...id tap that a$$

let me guess... the personality of a southern HS girl ?


EDIT>> BTW, who needs playboy when you have the last pic in that link ?

 

[Lola]

never, ever would i touch that, even if i was a guy, even if i was despearate.and i thought i had a bad complexion!:disgust: that goes to show that the power of makeup is great!!!

 

[CaptnKirk]

Barks

 

[MaverickBP]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: MaverickBP
ive had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting her when she came into my courthouse(dont ask). that girls personality KILLED anything that i thought she had going for her...but like most guys..when shes all dressed up...and not talking...id tap that a$$

let me guess... the personality of a southern HS girl ?


EDIT>> BTW, who needs playboy when you have the last pic in that link ?

nah the southern part is ok. its the ditzy, high pitched squealing tone in her voice, and her cloud shes invisibly walking on. made my girlfriend at that time look REAL GOOD.

 

[Ryuson99]

BEEN seen this

 

[redly]

same site, more interesting pictures

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: redly
same site, more interesting pictures

now I've seen everything.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Every guy on here would tap it like no tomorrow, and they are lying their ass off if they say otherwise or they're gay. Omg Britney looks normal! And yet 90% of the guys on here can't even get a girl period.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
Every guy on here would tap it like no tomorrow, and they are lying their ass off if they say otherwise or they're gay. Omg Britney looks normal! And yet 90% of the guys on here can't even get a girl period.

actually dude, that's hardly normal. She let herself go beyond what is normal. Did you even see the pics ?

 

[StageLeft]

You see how bad she can look...how bad do you think the average woman can look? Pretty damn bad. Poor lighting, no makeup, etc. anybody can look brutal.

 

[Armoth]

WOOF!

 

[Armoth]

Originally posted by: redly
same site, more interesting pictures

What in the...? How old is that kid like 3?

 

[iamme]

when she's all done up like in her music videos, i'd hit it until the wheels of the the trailer broke off.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Make-It-Count.html

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
You see how bad she can look...how bad do you think the average woman can look? Pretty damn bad. Poor lighting, no makeup, etc. anybody can look brutal.

While you're somewhat right...there are a lot of girls with a LOT more natural beauty than Britney spears. Girls who naturally have goods skin, beautiful faces, and great bodies. And there are plenty of girls who look great all "dolled" up, but look horrible in the morning. Cameron Diaz is another good example.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: redly
same site, more interesting pictures

That's awesome.

Really, really, sad, but awesome.