She's not hot, no. That said, I still bumped Alba from my sex-ception list and replaced her with Britney. If you don't know what the sex-ception list is, it's a list of 5 celebrities that in the extremely unlikely event you were not only able to meet one of said celebrities but also have sex with him/her, your significant other couldn't be mad. The logic behind the list is that it is unlikely that you will have a chance to have sex with a hot celebrity, but if that opportunity ever arises, your loved one should not be mad at you for engaging in what is essentially a dream come true.
So I bumped Alba from my list. I had to when I found out she had herpes. There's no piece of ass in the world that's worth a disease that never goes away. If it was just Chlamydia, I'd be over there with a box of condoms and some penicillin. But herpes is a deal killer for me. So I bumped her for Britney. Not hot, slutty, jailbait "Hit Me Baby One More Time" Britney; current crazy Britney. I firmly believe that everyone needs at least one crazy chick in their history. And I don't mean crazy like "we went to the park and we totally made out on a bench, haha, we're so WILD!" No, I mean getting drunk, shaving her head, smashing up your windshield with an umbrella fucking batshit insane. That sort of thing makes for great stories at parties, you know?