Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

[ktehmok]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO

Originally posted by: ktehmok

Originally posted by: ifesfor
Steven Segal is the best martial artist in the world.He put Bruce Lee,Chuck Norris,Jackie Chan,Jet li and the new superstar from Ong-Bak, Tony Jaa to sleep.

Steven Segal is most realistic martial artist ever.

I'm sorry, here. I slipped on this crack pipe you dropped on the floor.

also, have you SEEN a Segal movie?!?! i mean, really, your saying this after watching his movies?

Yes, I have seen them. Any more questions?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Both have amazing talent with martial arts.
Lee is faster.
Norris has a bit more of a build.

To be honest, I believe it would be a close match.
I think it would be a toss up.

no way...it wouldnt be close at all. bruce lee you take a sh1t on him

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO

Originally posted by: ktehmok

Originally posted by: ifesfor
Steven Segal is the best martial artist in the world.He put Bruce Lee,Chuck Norris,Jackie Chan,Jet li and the new superstar from Ong-Bak, Tony Jaa to sleep.

Steven Segal is most realistic martial artist ever.

I'm sorry, here. I slipped on this crack pipe you dropped on the floor.

also, have you SEEN a Segal movie?!?! i mean, really, your saying this after watching his movies?

lol, I know there is one thing he can do better than any others. SUPER CHEESY STARE DOWNS!!! "OOOH I AM ANGRY, LOOK AT ME OOOH"

There were some hilarious segal impersonations by the fat guy from MadTV.

 

[imported_Reck]

norris would likely own lee. he was a real athlete who competed unlike lee.

 

[vrbaba]

mountain dew

 

[ajpa123]

Tag Team:

Walker, Texas Ranger & the Dallas Cheerleaders Vs Bruce Lee and sum random anime chickiebabes.

Now that's a better match-up

 

[Schneider879]

Google FTW

 

[agnitrate]

I've seen him fight Chuck Norris in WAY of the dragon.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Originally posted by: ktehmok

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO

Originally posted by: ktehmok

Originally posted by: ifesfor
Steven Segal is the best martial artist in the world.He put Bruce Lee,Chuck Norris,Jackie Chan,Jet li and the new superstar from Ong-Bak, Tony Jaa to sleep.

Steven Segal is most realistic martial artist ever.

I'm sorry, here. I slipped on this crack pipe you dropped on the floor.

also, have you SEEN a Segal movie?!?! i mean, really, your saying this after watching his movies?

Yes, I have seen them. Any more questions?

Steven Seagal is known big sh#t talker among the MMA forums/coummunity (UFC/Pride/K-1). He has rep of taking cheap shots while filming movies(punching guys in the groin, even MAD TV did a skit on it) He has descredited numeorus fighting legends stating he would give them an ass whooping. Numerous fighters have called him out but he has yet accepted.

Also, maybe our sarcasm meters are broken when poster referred to Steven Seagal.

 

[yourdeardaniel]

bruce lee of course

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Tag Team:

Walker, Texas Ranger & the Dallas Cheerleaders Vs Bruce Lee and sum random anime chickiebabes.

Now that's a better match-up

*head explodes*

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: vrbaba
mountain dew

wtf

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: agnitrate
I've seen him fight Chuck Norris in WAY of the dragon.

LOL. I like The Office as well.

 

[Future Shock]

Lee is much faster and more flexible - this is a man who died while stretching out on a rack, which he did all the time. He punches above his weight as the saying goes.

Norris is rather stronger, but slower and a bit more plodding. He has the advantage of a better diet, more muscle, and longer reach.

Pure random chance IMHO. If Norris lands a killing blow early, he wins. Otherwise Lee would out-technique him and chip away until Norris loses.

FS

 

[ktehmok]

Originally posted by: Reck
norris would likely own lee. he was a real athlete who competed unlike lee.

A "Real athlete"? As opposed to an equal who has trained just as hard his entire life?

That is the fvcking dumbest thing I have read in the last 25 minutes.

Go back to Blockbuster & rent another Segal movie.

 

[idenyit]

Pretty sure Bruce Lee would win. That guy was nuts, he was like pure muscle.

 

[ktehmok]

Any confrontation between these two, or ANY, life-trained martial artists, would end in seconds. The battle would be fought beforehand, in their minds, and be decided in an instant once it came to blows. The winner would be the one who trained & executed their technique with the most precision and force.

Any other speculation is useless.

 

[redgtxdi]

Depends on what we're talking about.........

UFC style fighting would result in something ugly for both Lee and Segal. I've always maintained that grappling would go to Norris every time.

Segal's problem is that he's mastered "aikido". This art is much different from the rest. In fact, what you see in his films is rather contrary to his art. Aikido is very much defensive only. In its truest form there is literally no "offense" in aikido, except to defend. In many cases it's the offense of the offender that is turned against him. In other cases, the defense is initiated by the person attacked, but holds are boring so Segal's movies have always focused on "finishes" (which Aikido is also good at).

As for Bruce Lee's blend of mastery in various martial arts, I'd have to say that between the two, I'd have to give it to Bruce for points, if we're talking about a points fight. I think he'd be simply too fast for the other two.

As for knockout style fighting without lethal or bone-breaking moves, I'd have to give it to Chuck Norris. In this case, Segal would be a non-factor.

So, I see three possible winners among three styles of match. As much as I'd love to give an answer, I honestly couldn't pick between Lee & Norris. It's anybody's guess. For Segal................if he missed either man's offense, then he'd be left with no defense. One missed move and it'd be over. Easy to catch & execute every single offense/defense in a choreographed movie, not so in real life.

 

[Crazee]

Originally posted by: ifesfor
Steven Segal is the best martial artist in the world.He put Bruce Lee,Chuck Norris,Jackie Chan,Jet li and the new superstar from Ong-Bak, Tony Jaa to sleep.

Steven Segal is most realistic martial artist ever.

Yeah he put them to sleep alright.....



By making them watch his god-awful movies! :laugh:

 

[yourdeardaniel]

steven segal fights like a girl and his movies stink
bruce lee all the way.

 

[CHfan4ever]

ROFL i hope you guys think i was kidding

Yeah i saw the parody of Segal at Mad TV and that was the most hilarous thing i ever saw hehe.

He is always making the same freaking moves, he is always undestructible.Seriously, for 2 hour of fun, watch those Segal movies on TBS and Showcase action.Complete satisfaction or youll get refund

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: vshah
i never knew chuck norris was that great at martial arts. the moves he pulls on texas ranger are crap

He wasn't that good, he was only the 6-time world professional middleweight karate champion.
Nothing special. I'm sure he wasn't really all that good.

 

[ktehmok]

Originally posted by: ifesfor
ROFL i hope you guys think i was kidding

Yeah i saw the parody of Segal at Mad TV and that was the most hilarous thing i ever saw hehe.

He is always making the same freaking moves, he is always undestructible.Seriously, for 2 hour of fun, watch those Segal movies on TBS and Showcase action.Complete satisfaction or youll get refund

You're forgiven. Just don't bring up that pony-tailed b|tch in a thread about real men again, ok?

 

[Phokus]

Bruce lee already beat chuck norris in a match, this thread is stupid, the OP should've looked it up in google.

 

[Greyd]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb

Originally posted by: vshah
i never knew chuck norris was that great at martial arts. the moves he pulls on texas ranger are crap

He wasn't that good, he was only the 6-time world professional middleweight karate champion.
Nothing special. I'm sure he wasn't really all that good.

Chuck Norris was amazing. But in a street fight - I would say Bruce.