Wait, I just rtfa and it hit her before it hit the bible and then it hit the watermelon so how the fuck did the bible do anything but save the watermelon from exploding? Apparently god was really in the mood for some watermelon that day and didn't care that it went through the 10 year old but he didn't want it hitting the watermelon too hard and getting seeds all over the place and shit. If it hit the bible, exited and then hit the child and just gave her a bruise or something I could maybe see a very religious person thinking god had something to do with it but they aren't even thinking about this in the right order.
1. Hit door
2. Hit girl
3. Exited girl
4. Hit bible
5. Exited bible
6. Hit watermelon
7. Stayed in watermelon
Maybe it was one of those crazy expensive square watermelons and God was like, "Hmmm, well I made 'em like a cylinder, let's see what these crazy humans are doing w the square ones and if they taste any better". I also believe that god used the bullet hole in the watermelon to pour vodka in and then he let it sit in the fridge overnight and totally had over a bunch of the apostles over for beer pong and vodka watermelon. Fucking Judas still tries to cheat at asshole by holding onto 2's.
FTFA:
"Police later showed Thompson the path the bullet took through her car. She now believes that path was guided by God.
?Came through the door, hit her, then it went to the Bible,? she said. The Bible was sitting on the seat between the two girls. ?It went in here and come out here and it shredded my Sunday School book. The word of God slowed the bullet so that it didn?t kill anybody.?"