Burglar gets stabbed in the ass with a Fence

[CrazyLazy]

Might be NSFW for mild blood/gore

http://www.wackyarchives.com/b...hief-gets-impaled.html

That looks like quite possibly the most painful thing that could ever befall a human being. I mean his full body weight is hanging there on that single metal fence post. Ouch.

 

[George P Burdell]

"impaled" is the word. Reddit is the source.

 

[MotF Bane]

Ouch.

 

[mugs]

oh jeez

 

[LemonHead]

LOL! Nice! Justice is served. He literally go reamed!

 

[irishScott]

Wonder what happened to his balls.

 

[xSauronx]

im cringing. honestly...it hurts to look a that

 

[PieIsAwesome]

er...did that go...in?

 

[Squisher]

I'm so puckered up after seeing that I'll need a crowbar to pry my ass cheeks apart enough to relieve myself.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Squisher
I'm so puckered up after seeing that I'll need a crowbar to pry my ass cheeks apart enough to relieve myself.

Might I suggest a fence post instead of a crowbar?

 

[MedicBob]

Yes....

Fence 1, Robber 0

 

[RapidSnail]

Both assholes got what they deserved.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: Squisher
I'm so puckered up after seeing that I'll need a crowbar to pry my ass cheeks apart enough to relieve myself.

x10000000

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: MedicBob
Yes....

Fence 1, Robber 0

They should leave the bloody spike there, with a sign nearby:
Fence: 1
Robber: 0

 

[Baked]

That's one bloody asshole.

 

[Nitemare]

Standing in line waiting on the shortbus to hell...

but 1st thing that came to mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

 

[Sunbird]

Good job fence. I wish more fences were like it!

 

[UncleWai]

Goatse would be proud.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: irishScott
Wonder what happened to his balls.

become ovaries they have...

 

[mryellow2]

Reminds me of the story about that guy who jumped out a window and spiked his head onto a metal fence.

Not for the squeamish or faint of heart -

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/headless.html

 

[Number1]

This cracks me up:

Quote: "Naturally, the spike damaged his rectum and intestines, just like a bad night in prison with a tattooed guy named Manuel. "

 

[DangerAardvark]

Surprise episiotomies FTL.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Surprise episiotomies FTL.

Alright, I had to look up that word in the dictionary.

So nature gave rise to these damn huge brains, and skulls that aren't really all that flexible.

-"Great, there's this huge, brainy thing developing in the womb. That should be ok, right?"

"Yeah, I guess........but, how is it going to get out of there?"

-"..."

"That's what I thought. Just push it to market, I'm sure it'll be fine."

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Man, I know this happened in the commission of a crime and all but... I wouldn't wish this on anyone in the world. I'm in pain just looking at that.

 

[nageov3t]

hand that rocks the cradle'd?