Burnt groin and Turkey Stew.

[HansHurt]

Don't try this recipe at home.

Ingredients:

1 Lazy Sunday afternoon
1 Human dressed in bath robe
1 Large pot filled w/ Turkey Stew

Bake stew in oven until PIPING hot. Remove pot from oven and place on slippery hot plate. Sit down on couch. Turn on TV. Let entire contents of pot spill onto EXPOSED and BARE groin area.

Go to hospital. Pass out from pain. Get 10cc's of Morphine.


This happened to me folks


Nuff said?

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

f-cking ouch man. That sucks. No more eating naked, boxers or shorts are your friend. Morphine is a nice bonus though

 

[notfred]

LOL!!! hahahaahaha

That's funny.

 

[AUMM]

maaan, thats gotta hurt

 

[isekii]

<< LOL!!! hahahaahaha

That's funny. >>




LoL my thoughts exactly ...

get some percocet

 

[HansHurt]

Yep it hurt.....sensitive area. Tastes like turkey now though.

 

[isekii]

<< Yep it hurt.....sensitive area. Tastes like turkey now though. >>



and you'd know this how ???

Hehe Sicko~!

 

[HansHurt]

<<
and you'd know this how ???

Hehe Sicko~! >>






That's what you told me.

 

[HansHurt]

Oh, the agony......................the sweet, sweet agony.

 

[UberNeuman]

Sounds like more than just "hanshurt...."

I'm sorry for your groin pain and the loss of your turkey stew...

 

[MaxDepth]

Sounds like a recipe for mmmmmm, disaster!

 

[Option1]

Just sounds kinky to me. You do know that turkey stew is for eating and not for having sex with don't you? Next time you want to go in for that sort of disgusting behaviour I suggest you try the turkey before you stew it.

Neil

 

[BScott881]

I'm sorry, that hurts. I feel your pain. BUT..... There's no way I'd go to the hospital and tell them that story...

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Owwww, the pain! Did you have to drive yourself to the hospital?

<< Yep it hurt.....sensitive area. Tastes like turkey now though. >>

LOL

 

[BigSmooth]

<< You do know that turkey stew is for eating and not for having sex with don't you? >>


LMFAO!

 

[HansHurt]

<< Owwww, the pain! Did you have to drive yourself to the hospital? >>



I blacked out in the clinic and they called an ambulance.

 

[Jfur]

OMG :Q You poor thing -- will "it" be ok? :Q

 

[MaxDepth]

[Max trying to sound like Charlton Heston as Detective Thorn]
You've got to warn everyone and tell them! HansHurt is made of Turkey Stew! You've got to tell them! HansHurt is Turkey Stew!

 

[LoneWolf1]

What a waste of perfectly good turkey stew














J/K...Hope ya get over it quick.

 

[HansHurt]

<< OMG :Q You poor thing -- will "it" be ok? :Q >>




"It" will be ok, just a few more war wounds..........adds character.

 

[Platypus]

<< OMG :Q You poor thing -- will "it" be ok? :Q >>

 

[DanFungus]

OUCH!!!

 

[montanafan]

Ouch! Sorry to hear that, HansHurt.

So, what kind of a bandage do they use on one of those?

 

[Phunktion]

That kinda reminds me when I got stung in the nutsack by an angry half-dead wasp.. the wasp fell onto my bed from a vent while I was sleeping, it was quite pissed from being stuck in the vent awhile and it crawled in my boxers and stung me in the nuts (thank god it was the lower part of the nuts where it meets the skin underneath and not directly onto the main part of the testes), I always wear pants to bed from this day forth.. I would say I can feel your pain buddy but yours might have been just a little worse but who really wants to get both to test that out..

 

[TallBill]

my god.. never ever ever eat naked!