Don't try this recipe at home.
Ingredients:
1 Lazy Sunday afternoon
1 Human dressed in bath robe
1 Large pot filled w/ Turkey Stew
Bake stew in oven until PIPING hot. Remove pot from oven and place on slippery hot plate. Sit down on couch. Turn on TV. Let entire contents of pot spill onto EXPOSED and BARE groin area.
Go to hospital. Pass out from pain. Get 10cc's of Morphine.
This happened to me folks
Nuff said?
Ingredients:
1 Lazy Sunday afternoon
1 Human dressed in bath robe
1 Large pot filled w/ Turkey Stew
Bake stew in oven until PIPING hot. Remove pot from oven and place on slippery hot plate. Sit down on couch. Turn on TV. Let entire contents of pot spill onto EXPOSED and BARE groin area.
Go to hospital. Pass out from pain. Get 10cc's of Morphine.
This happened to me folks
Nuff said?