Bushisms we all love!!!!!!!!!

[herbiehancock]

1. "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." (Bush speaking to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005)


2. "Yes, Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?... I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.... For the viewers, there?s no sun." (Bush ribbing partially blind reporter Peter Wallsten, June 14, 2006)


3. "The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany." (Bush in Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006)---HUH????

A democracy in Germany is a goal in 2006???? What does Bush think the government is in Germany right now...a dictatorship? Doesn't Germany have free elections and numerous parties from which the leadership is elected or am I missing something??


4. "I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." (Bush in Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004)


5. "I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world." (Bush in Islamabad, Pakistan, which is not known for being part of the Arab world, on March 3, 2006)



Just gotta hand it to Bush......never ceases to amaze and dumbfound everyone all the time. Possibly he should just read from the script they write for him.....ad libs are NOT his strongest suit. But, then again, neither is public speaking......

 

[Whitecloak]

:laugh:

 

[Corbett]

I guess this is what you post when its a low week on material to bash Bush with...

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Corbett
I guess this is what you post when its a low week on material to bash Bush with...

Really how dare he make fun of the President!:laugh:

 

[imported_Shivetya]

Originally posted by: Corbett
I guess this is what you post when its a low week on material to bash Bush with...

or when the person posting has nothing intelligent, if ever, to say?


if the best you can do is make fun of someone's gaffes while speaking you really need to get a life

 

[LLCOOLJ]

Originally posted by: Shivetya

Originally posted by: Corbett
I guess this is what you post when its a low week on material to bash Bush with...

or when the person posting has nothing intelligent, if ever, to say?


if the best you can do is make fun of someone's gaffes while speaking you really need to get a life

From someone who posts as much in PN as you:roll:

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Shivetya

Originally posted by: Corbett
I guess this is what you post when its a low week on material to bash Bush with...

or when the person posting has nothing intelligent, if ever, to say?


if the best you can do is make fun of someone's gaffes while speaking you really need to get a life

Don't take it so seriously. It is amusing. Politicians are always mocked, why should you take any extrodinary offense to this?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Because they mock someone who shouldn't be... right.... he's a mockery unto himself.

 

[1EZduzit]

Originally posted by: Shivetya

Originally posted by: Corbett
I guess this is what you post when its a low week on material to bash Bush with...

or when the person posting has nothing intelligent, if ever, to say?


if the best you can do is make fun of someone's gaffes while speaking you really need to get a life

Well, it's really hard to post anything about Bush if the requirement is that it has to be intelligent.

 

[jjzelinski]

I believe man and fish can co-exist peacefully!

OR

That was one terrible pilot!

OR

Fool me once... shame on.... shame on you.... fool me twice...you fool me can't get fooled again...

 

[spittledip]

Originally posted by: herbiehancock
1. "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." (Bush speaking to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005)

Jeez... He is right though. It is uniquely American. What a sad place. That "fantastic" remark though.. lol , too much! This is my favorite quote of the 5

 

[Jaskalas]

I want to say people should show decency and respect, and all that. However, Bush sure makes himself an easy joke.

 

[LLCOOLJ]

Originally posted by: Jaskalas
I want to say people should show decency and respect, and all that. However, Bush sure makes himself an easy joke.

When compared to other Presidents he does come off as a Moron.

 

[WHAMPOM]

Bush is special, just ask him, he will agree. "Well of course, I've been told that all my life".

 

[Arcex]

I love mocking people who have to speak in public as part of their job when they are spectacularly bad at it...


Actually, I this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
Hardball, May 31, 2000

The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
New York Times, January 14, 2001

The, uh, questionnaire that she filled out is an important questionnaire, and, uh, obviously they will address the questions that, uh, the senators have in the questionnaire, uh, as a result of the answers to the questions in the questionnaire. [smiles]
MSNBC, live coverage of Bush press conference, October 20, 2005; answering questions about Harriet Miers's questionnaire submitted to the Senate for her Supreme Court Justice nomination hearings

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: Shivetya

Originally posted by: Corbett
I guess this is what you post when its a low week on material to bash Bush with...

or when the person posting has nothing intelligent, if ever, to say?


if the best you can do is make fun of someone's gaffes while speaking you really need to get a life

^Says the partisan hack

Btw, a couple Clinton gaffes for you, maybe you'll enjoy them more :

... did anybody else find it strange for Clinton to talk about Hoyer's viking ancestry the way he did during Sept 2, 1998 speech to Gateway employees in Ireland?? It was the equivalent of saying "Look at my pal Steny. His ancestors raped yours. Hah. Hah." Here's the excerpt from the transcript released by the White House:

"...It has been speculated, half seriously, that there are more foreigners here than at any time since the Vikings pillaged Ireland in the 9th century. (Laughter.) I guess I ought to warn you -- you know, whenever a delegation of Congressmen comes to Ireland they all claim to be Irish -- and in a certain way they all are -- but one of the members of the delegation here, Congressman Hoyer, who has been a great friend of the peace process, is in fact of Viking heritage, descent. (Laughter.) Stand up, Steny. (Applause.) Now, all the rest of us come here and pander to you and tell you we love Ireland because there is so much Irish blood running in our veins. He comes here and says he loves Ireland because there is so much of his blood running in your veins. (Laughter and applause.) ..."

and

"When I was a younger man and had a life," stated Clinton, "I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had Astroturf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did."

heheh

 

[Arcex]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
"When I was a younger man and had a life," stated Clinton, "I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had Astroturf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did."

heheh

ROFLMAO! Now THAT'S funny!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Shivetya

Originally posted by: Corbett
I guess this is what you post when its a low week on material to bash Bush with...

or when the person posting has nothing intelligent, if ever, to say?


if the best you can do is make fun of someone's gaffes while speaking you really need to get a life

Don't take it so seriously. It is amusing. Politicians are always mocked, why should you take any extrodinary offense to this?

Because, in this country, it's not polite to make fun of the mentally retarded!

 

[JD50]

Even though the OP is an obvious troll, it is a little disturbing at how horrible Bush is at public speaking.

 

[blackllotus]

"I think we agree, the past is over."

 

[NikolaeVarius]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

 

[BoomerD]

http://www.slate.com/id/76886/

"I've reminded the prime minister?the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."?Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

 

[daveymark]

" The constitution is just a piece of paper"

oh wait...

 

[judasmachine]

He should be sent alone to Iraq with a microphone and a tape recorder for number 4.

 

[Arcex]

Dubya didn't say the "it's just a piece of paper" quote, that was his father.

On the other hand, the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree so that probably is what he thinks of the constitution.