cage fight Putin vs ??

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Who would win vs Putin I'd currently have to say Obama. He's in good shape and having mixed heritage when he was born probably means he's been in a fight.
Now if its just the current candidates it gets tricky. Cruze & Paul are younger but Cruze appears to have lived a pampered life, first time you're punched in the face better not be your first fight. Paul is in good shape but he seems kind of lean. Hillary & Fiorina are petite women, Bernie, Graham and Trump are too old. Christie is too fat & slow. Rubio could do it but for some reason he doesn't look like a fighter. I'd have to go Bush he's a big guy and I don't think Mom & Dad pampered him I'm confident George didn't keep him from football or the wrestling team.
 
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FerrelGeek

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lmfao!!

Putin appears to be in good physical shape and is trained in grappling / ground fighting, jiu do or jiu jitsu, iirc. He'd most likely snap any of the above in half.
 
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lmfao!!

Putin appears to be in good physical shape and is trained in grappling / ground fighting, jiu do or jiu jitsu, iirc. He'd most likely snap any of the above in half.

I agree but he's getting old. I meant if you had to pick a champion to fight for 'Merica
 

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lmfao!!

Putin appears to be in good physical shape and is trained in grappling / ground fighting, jiu do or jiu jitsu, iirc. He'd most likely snap any of the above in half.

also he's ex-kgb. he'll grease himself up prior to the fight with some sort of contact poison that's he's immune to.
 
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also he's ex-kgb. he'll grease himself up prior to the fight with some sort of contact poison that's he's immune to.

Straight up cage match no poisons allowed. Hand to hand only anything else is impossible.
Lets have fun with this


I'm still wondering about Rubio he could be bad ass. I'm torn.
 

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Putin would beat Obama like a bitch, he's an accomplished grappler and judoka.
 

brycejones

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Putin wrestles bears for a light work out. Weak kneed American sissy president would be no sweat for strong Soviet er Russian man.
 
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Isn't there a 20 year age difference? I'm thinking Obama would give him a good challenge admittedly Putin would likely win but I do feel there is a good chance Obama could win.
 

FerrelGeek

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Hillary could go into one of her screeching laugh-fits. That would either make Putin's head explode or he'd turn huge and green and bite her head off. I'd pay to see either outcome.
 
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zinfamous

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no poisons allowed? what the hell kind of Russian would agree to those terms?

bitch, please.
 

soundforbjt

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Cage matches can be won three ways:
1) pinfall
2) submission
3) escaping the cage by climbing over the top

Putin could be beat by Obama, Rubio, or Paul. He doesn't look to be much of a climber with his build.
 
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Cage matches can be won three ways:
1) pinfall
2) submission
3) escaping the cage by climbing over the top

Putin could be beat by Obama, Rubio, or Paul. He doesn't look to be much of a climber with his build.

I didn't know this, however this match is to the death or submission
 

MongGrel

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Putin vs Honey Badger.



I'm in.

On a side note, Jeb is a big guy. Shook hands with him once at an event, was surprised how big he is.
 
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soundforbjt

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I didn't know this, however this match is to the death or submission

Good luck killing or submitting someone on the outside of a cage...

Putin would tire easily trying to catch a good climber and it would be easy to kick him back down to the cage floor.
 
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kage69

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I doubt Obama's done a single day of anything approaching self-defense, probably not even boxing.

Putin, on the other hand, is a seasoned wrestler. In addition to being hachidan in judo (8th degree black belt), he's got a fair bit of sambo and a systema derivative in his repertoire. The TKD stuff is meaningless though.

Not really a comparison IMO.

You want a presidential badass? Abe Lincoln. Guy had the strength of an orangutan, was as tough as a coffin nail, and was an experienced wrestler and bare knuckle boxer. Everyone thinks he was just a funny looking beanpole but the guy was actually quite the beast.

From http://abrahamlincolnsclassroom.org/...n-the-athlete/

But once Lincoln had to use his strength against his own men when they threatened to kill an old Indian who came into their camp. Captain Lincoln bravely blocked them. Longtime friend William G. Greene remembered: Lincoln stood between the Indian & the vengeance of the outraged soldiers – brave, good & true.” When the challenges continued, Mr. Lincoln said “if any man thinks I am a coward let him test it.” The mob backed down when Lincoln challenged his antagonists to “choose your weapon.”16

Mr. Lincoln’s strength was legendary. “Physically, Mr. Lincoln was the strongest man I ever knew,” recalled Daniel Green Burner, “That is saying a good deal. Let me tell you what I saw him do. He took a full barrel of whisky, containing forty-four gallons, gripping each end with one hand, raised it deliberately to his face and drank from the bunghole. In doing this he won a $10 hat from Bill Green. In the grocery I have often seen him pick up a barrel of whisky, place it on the counter, and then lower it on the other side.”17

Joseph Gillespie wrote that “Physically, Mr. Lincoln was a Hercules. I first saw him in 1832, while he was engaged in a wrestling-match with one [Lorenzo Dow] Thompson, who was a champion, in that line, of the southern portion of Illinois, while Lincoln occupied that position as to what was then the northern portion. It was a terrible tussle, but Lincoln was too much for him.” 18 William G. Greene recalled: “We Sangamon county boys believed Mr. Lincoln could throw any one, and the Union county boys knew no one could throw Thompson; so we staked all slick and well-worn quarters and empty bottles on the wrestle. The first fall was clearly in Thompson’s favor, but Lincoln’s backers claimed that it was what, in those days, was called a ‘dog-fall.’ Thompson’s backers claimed the stakes, while we demurred, and it really looked, for some time, as though there would be at least a hundred fights as a result. Mr. Lincoln, after getting up and brushing the dust and dirt off of his jean pants, said: ‘Boys, give up your bet; if he has not throw me fairly, he could.’ Every bet was at once surrendered, and peace and order were restored in a minute.”19
 
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kage69

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Heh. Drank from the bunghole...

Would you want to scrap with a dude who drinks from the bunghole?

I rest my case.
 
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