Ask me how my day went.
Thanks for asking. I juiced two gallons of lemon juice today. For the uninitiated, that's a lot of lemons. Know what's more fun than juicing lemons? "Nothing", you say? Well, juicing lemons after picking frozen lemons with frozen fingers is better. For the uninitiated, lemon trees have thorns. Even if you are initiated, lemon trees still have thorns. Juicing lemons when you have puncture wounds on your frozen fingers is really the best. So Conan got that part wrong: hearing the laments of their women is not the best thing in life.
As soon as I drink some more pop I can free up more bottles to juice more lemons. Drink, piss, juice. That's my life.