yeah provincetown
im not american. 2 years ago me and my family stayed with some rather rich folk who we knew through people at where my mum works. they invited us over to stay so long as we brought lots of fortnum and mason tea!
they live in cape cod, obviously, not entirely sure where abouts but it was a nice place.
for a day out they suggested province town. so we went
all was well at first, we wandered around looking in the shops and had dinner in a nice fish restaurant. curiously it was staffed by men, and 1 female who looked like a lesbian. i think i saw a fudge packing place, i noticed a hotel that was just full of naked men. i went to the toilets, came out and noticed a poster for "chix with dix" and then i saw a "T dance"..... everyone had latex n shit on
obviously something was up, i went into a newsagents while i waited for my mum to finish in the sports shop..... no car mags, or computer mags..... just gay, lesbian and bisexual sections, and plenty with black mens penis' on the front.
im embarressed to say but it took a good half a day to realise ptown was basically fruitier than a rainbow.
my mum was in on the joke apparently and couldnt stop laughin once we got home.... she said i was being looked up n down like no mans bussiness :sick: