Can anyone confirm whether I have bird flu or the plague?

[Jeeebus]

Was fighting off a cold late last week, and then had to fly out to NJ and NY for depositions on Monday and Tuesday. Think that put me over the edge.

My voice is completely gone.
Nose is stuffed with the slime from Ghostbusters II.
Have a nasty cough (not 100% certain, but I think I coughed up an early-stage fetus this morning).
Head rather 'fuzzy.'

Of course, none of this helped with the flight back last night. My left ear never popped, so I went the whole night essentially deaf in that ear. It's somewhat better now, but still hasn't popped fully.

What say you doctors of ATOT? Common cold, flu, Jeeebus being a pussy, new strain of bird flu, smallpox, Black Plague, etc.?

 

[dank69]

Lupus

 

[Jeeebus]

Lupus

It's not lupus.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Common Cold. Tough it out pussy.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Hope you get better! You are too valuable for ATOT to loose.

 

[CZroe]

You have both avian influenza and Black Plague thanks totehAdvanced Immunodeficiency Syndrome.

u haz it

 

[dank69]

It's not lupus.

So now you're a doctor? Then why are you asking us?

 

[CZroe]

So now you're a doctor? Then why are you asking us?

To quote a doctor:

"It never is."
-Gregory House, M.D.

 

[Azraele]

Sinus infection or bronchitis.

 

[dank69]

To quote a doctor:

"It never is."
-Gregory House, M.D.

Well then, with that ruled out, if symptoms include coughing up "an early-stage fetus" then the only conclusion that can be reached is that the OP is swallowing too much sperm.

 

[kalrith]

You must have skipped your black-plague vaccination.

 

[waggy]

Yes you do and you are going to die. =( can i have your computer?



see you in 3 days..

 

[iRONic]

Yes, Jeeebus, yes.

 

[Gibsons]

No fever? Probably not flu or plague.

 

[Jaepheth]

WebMD

   Congestion
   Cough
   Lightheaded
   Hoarse Voice
   Impaired Judgement (Asking medical advice on ATOT)

Says you have Bronchitis... or Tuberculosis.

 

[highland145]

It's your conscience, you stinking lawyer.



High interest finance guys are immune.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

It's your conscience, you stinking lawyer.



High interest finance guys are immune.

What do you call an incompetent attorney?

 

[highland145]

What do you call an incompetent attorney?

Do tell.

 

[zinfamous]

Hanta virus.

can I have your swimming pool?

 

[highland145]

Hanta virus.

can I have your swimming pool?

Comes with a wife, 2 cute kids and a couple of big ass dogs.

 

[OverVolt]

I've caught norovirus twice and its bullshit.

 

[Scotteq]

What do you call an incompetent attorney?

"Your Honor"

 

[jupiter57]

I think I coughed up an early-stage fetus this morning).

Wait!
What?

Dude! There's only one way that could be possible!

Are you trying to tell us something?:biggrin:

 

[highland145]

Wait!
What?

Dude! There's only one way that could be possible!

Are you trying to tell us something?:biggrin:

D:

Well, that's one way to get the judge's sympathy.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Herpegonnasyphillaids.

Can I have all your nekkid pics of your bro's wife, or whatever?