Can anyone on here translate chinese?

[MorphineChild]

My friend in china has a few posts on her myspace page in chinese and neither of us have any clue what they mean. So if anyone can translate chinese please PM me.

for example, what does this mean: yuan shangdi yong yuan bao you wo! ???

 

[tom3]

may God always bless/keep me

 

[Atomicus]

try babelfish.altavista.com

 

[Nik]

Yes. Next question!

 

[Ayah]

Only if it's verbal.

 

[KLin]

I believe it means "Me so horny. Me love you long time."

 

[BoomerD]

Chicken chow mein for two with egg rolls...