Can I still get lard?

[IGBT]

..run to the nearest liposuction center. ton-0-lard there.

 

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: IGBT
..run to the nearest liposuction center. ton-0-lard there.

Idk bout cannibalism, that is definitely illegal.

 

[BoomerD]

After your "Pineapple soda is better than sex" thread, we now know what you REALLY want the lard for...:shocked:

 

[LtPage1]

I don't even know what lard looks like, much less that it existed past 1952-ish. Weird.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
I don't even know what lard looks like, much less that it existed past 1952-ish. Weird.

it's white, butter texture, made of pig fat.

 

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: LtPage1
I don't even know what lard looks like, much less that it existed past 1952-ish. Weird.

it's white, butter texture, made of pig fat.

Yes and UR ALL MISSING OUT, Just made breakfast, MMMMMMMmmmm PIG FAT.

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: IGBT
..run to the nearest liposuction center. ton-0-lard there.

Idk bout cannibalism, that is definitely illegal.

gotta make some soap.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Damn you fools for mentioning 'laid' without the proper opening! Now my witty comment of "Sure, but you still can't laid" is grossly unfunnied.

 

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Damn you fools for mentioning 'laid' without the proper opening! Now my witty comment of "Sure, but you still can't laid" is grossly unfunnied.

Ah yes,, dang,, hehe, They failed.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

french fries cooked in lard.... good stuff.

Try cooking 'em in duck fat sometime. Awesome.

 

[sjwaste]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Gibson486
whoa,,,I thought it said laid....

I thought it said hard.

same outcome. :Q

No, I get laid just fine. Lard is what i'm After, Went to the store, got the box o' lard.. LOL.

Now i'm gonna make me some fries. I decided on this cuz this morning I was making eggs and I was depressed when I looked the olive oil bottle in my hand. Fuck olive oil. Salads maybe, but everything else I'm switching.

I'm 145lbs jogs 2.5 miles day. 5'7" I don't need anyone to tell me what's healthy.

I can help you justify this even further. You shouldn't be frying with olive oil anyway, due to its low smoke point. Unless you're using the extra light variety, at which point why bother with the expense? On with lard!

I've fried in shortening before and its delicious, so let me know how the lard works.

 

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: sjwaste

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Gibson486
whoa,,,I thought it said laid....

I thought it said hard.

same outcome. :Q

No, I get laid just fine. Lard is what i'm After, Went to the store, got the box o' lard.. LOL.

Now i'm gonna make me some fries. I decided on this cuz this morning I was making eggs and I was depressed when I looked the olive oil bottle in my hand. Fuck olive oil. Salads maybe, but everything else I'm switching.

I'm 145lbs jogs 2.5 miles day. 5'7" I don't need anyone to tell me what's healthy.

I can help you justify this even further. You shouldn't be frying with olive oil anyway, due to its low smoke point. Unless you're using the extra light variety, at which point why bother with the expense? On with lard!

I've fried in shortening before and its delicious, so let me know how the lard works.

Godly, And the scent,, omg. The taste though, when that grease hits your tongue. Wow. u just know that whatever Creator made us intended it so.

Elektrolokomotive:

This might as well be a new thread LOL,, Where do I get Duck Fat.

 

[LS21]

i get Goose Fat at my local upscale market (Central Market).. it is about 8$ for a jar the size of vegetable dip... a little pricey given how much fat a duck renders when you cook. i melt it, paste it on layers of potatos when i roast them

i mean.. its pretty good.nothing to write home about (like others would). actually i think i prefer just using good old butter

 

[elektrolokomotive]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: sjwaste

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Gibson486
whoa,,,I thought it said laid....

I thought it said hard.

same outcome. :Q

No, I get laid just fine. Lard is what i'm After, Went to the store, got the box o' lard.. LOL.

Now i'm gonna make me some fries. I decided on this cuz this morning I was making eggs and I was depressed when I looked the olive oil bottle in my hand. Fuck olive oil. Salads maybe, but everything else I'm switching.

I'm 145lbs jogs 2.5 miles day. 5'7" I don't need anyone to tell me what's healthy.

I can help you justify this even further. You shouldn't be frying with olive oil anyway, due to its low smoke point. Unless you're using the extra light variety, at which point why bother with the expense? On with lard!

I've fried in shortening before and its delicious, so let me know how the lard works.

Godly, And the scent,, omg. The taste though, when that grease hits your tongue. Wow. u just know that whatever Creator made us intended it so.

Elektrolokomotive:

This might as well be a new thread LOL,, Where do I get Duck Fat.

Since it's an exceedingly rare treat for me, whenever I cook up duck breats for dinner, I save and freeze the fat until I have enough to work with.

I freeze bacon grease too. Can't make proper corn bread without it.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Gibson486
whoa,,,I thought it said laid....

so did i.

and to answer that i would've needed a pic.

Are you really that easy?

 

[Molondo]

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Gibson486
whoa,,,I thought it said laid....

so did i.

and to answer that i would've needed a pic.

Are you really that easy?

ZING!!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

as far as pie crust - veg. shortening ftw

tasty delicious saturated fat > disgusting waxy trans fat

 

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: Molondo

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Gibson486
whoa,,,I thought it said laid....

so did i.

and to answer that i would've needed a pic.

Are you really that easy?

ZING!!

Wha?? I don't get it.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

An alternator sized bucket of lard?

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: IGBT
..run to the nearest liposuction center. ton-0-lard there.

Idk bout cannibalism, that is definitely illegal.

It's not cannibalism when you...swallow other human parts, like breast milk, saliva..and others, why should fat be any different?

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: IGBT
..run to the nearest liposuction center. ton-0-lard there.

Idk bout cannibalism, that is definitely illegal.

It's not cannibalism when you...swallow other human parts, like breast milk, saliva..and others, why should fat be any different?

..I thought he wanted to make soap like in Fight Club.

 

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: IGBT

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: IGBT
..run to the nearest liposuction center. ton-0-lard there.

Idk bout cannibalism, that is definitely illegal.

It's not cannibalism when you...swallow other human parts, like breast milk, saliva..and others, why should fat be any different?

..I thought he wanted to make soap like in Fight Club.

OMG,, are u serious? Do people make their own soap in this country? I mean it's cheaper to buy for sure.

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: IGBT

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: IGBT
..run to the nearest liposuction center. ton-0-lard there.

Idk bout cannibalism, that is definitely illegal.

It's not cannibalism when you...swallow other human parts, like breast milk, saliva..and others, why should fat be any different?

..I thought he wanted to make soap like in Fight Club.

OMG,, are u serious? Do people make their own soap in this country? I mean it's cheaper to buy for sure.

..what will we do wit all the lipo lard?? mabe alternative bioFuel?? just like the goofy commercials, it's so clean it's like taking eleventybillion cars off the road.