I tried an array of 20 various size fans from various old pc power supplys, blew out half a dozen fuses till i just wedged a screw driver in their, couldnt find ice, so i tried a wet parking lot at 2 am, my friend told me the radius was increasing, so i put em in the correct blowing direction, still no help, but some how it helped when i swerved around the police cruiser,(i think the air current pushed against it like a hover craft) my friends never gonna hafta worry about toe nail fungus again. um well big jim says hes gotta show his new "girl friend" to his mom,(he did a nice job paintin my friends toes, under the stockings ya cant notice the scabs) well my 5 mins of prison pc time is up.
[THE PREVIOUS STORY WAS FOR AMUSMENT ONLY AND DID NOT TAKE PLACE]