can someone help me

[thestrangebrew1]

i work with access databases and sql servers and my team recently got put under a new vp. he sent us all a list of questions and we all have to reply to him individually with our answers. one question is "what are one or two things you would like to ask me?"

any suggestions?

Ask him if he frequents ATOT. If he does you're either fucked or his new golden boy.

 

[Schmide]

Take only questions that are valid SQL and return error codes otherwise.

 

[McLovin]

I might give a serious answer as suggested above, but I would most definitely throw in a silly question. For me it gives me an idea of what my boss's sense of humor is like and if it's someone I will be able to stand being around. If not, it lets me know I need to dust off the resume.

 

[DrPizza]

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Where do you think this organization is lacking?
And, what changes do you want to accomplish?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[olds]

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Where do you think this organization is lacking?
And, what changes do you want to accomplish?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

42

 

[sandorski]

Whose dick do I gotta suck to get a promotion?

 

[nanette1985]

Are we there yet?

 

[RossMAN]

E-Mail, Fax and Print this thread for them:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=4034

 

[amdhunter]

How much beef is considered bulk?

 

[Jeff7]

"Stick out your left hand."


"Is it better to be Nate than lever?"

 

[Baked]

Which secretary would you like to nail?

 

[mrrman]

Why does this company always take 1 step forward and then 2 steps back?

 

[Rifter]

Would the President of the company look better with a .380 or .45 sized hole in his head?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Are you a top or bottom?

 

[Jeff7]

Would the President of the company look better with a .380 or .45 sized hole in his head?

:hmm:

This could end badly.

 

[Avalon]

Plane on a treadmill.... does it take off?

No.

6÷2(1+2)

1.

 

[sandorski]

No.



1.

9...oh wait, hmm, it might be 1. My memory for the rules is rusty.

 

[Printer Bandit]

can i take 9 weeks off to go up to alaska and look for the glory hole?

 

[Schfifty Five]

Ask him a question about the sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHzk4g2zRaA