can someone help me

[rayray2]

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[airdata]

*Why do you feel it's important to waste my time trying to think of a mundane question to ask you?

 

[rcpratt]

Boxers or briefs?

 

[DesiPower]

ask something related to the vision or the long term goal of the company, the "leadership team" digs these...

 

[rayray2]

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[KaOTiK]

Can I have a raise?

 

[adairusmc]

"Who would be victorious in a fight between 100 duck-sized horses and one horse sized duck?"

 

[TuxDave]

"Where do you think this organization is lacking and what changes do you want to accomplish?"

It'll be good to know if your job is on the way out.

 

[Jadow]

WTH are we accessing our SQL server via MS Access?

 

[Sluggo]

Do you dress to the left or the right?

 

[olds]

"You are in an unfortunate situation in which you are forced to consider cannibalism in order to stay alive. Would you rather eat babies or elderly people?"

 

[Drako]

"Who would be victorious in a fight between 100 duck-sized horses and one horse sized duck?"

I'm assuming the duck can fly, so I choose the duck.

 

[Drako]

"How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?"

 

[Tweak155]

WTH are we accessing our SQL server via MS Access?

Unfortunately this is what I do at work too. And I'm in a massive company.

 

[gevorg]

How many golf balls can you fit in a Boeing 747?

 

[imported_paulc871]

How many batteries can you stuff in your butthole?

 

[Krazy4Real]

Plane on a treadmill.... does it take off?

 

[KaOTiK]

6÷2(1+2)

 

[Lonyo]

"Where do you think this organization is lacking and what changes do you want to accomplish?"

It'll be good to know if your job is on the way out.

Something like this.
Or "What do you see this as the role of this team in the future?"

 

[Pardus]

i work with access databases and sql servers and my team recently got put under a new vp. he sent us all a list of questions and we all have to reply to him individually with our answers. one question is "what are one or two things you would like to ask me?"

any suggestions?

"I noticed the picture of your daughter on your desk, do you mind if i tap that?

 

[nageov3t]

"are you actually reading these?"

 

[rayray2]

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[PieIsAwesome]

How do I get a job where I am paid to ask people bullshit questions?

 

[Brigandier]

"Where do you think this organization is lacking and what changes do you want to accomplish?"

It'll be good to know if your job is on the way out.

This question is great, makes you look like someone that wants to work well.

 

[JEDIYoda]

i work with access databases and sql servers and my team recently got put under a new vp. he sent us all a list of questions and we all have to reply to him individually with our answers. one question is "what are one or two things you would like to ask me?"

any suggestions?

Ask him what his sexual preferences are....