Can someone please explain the Taylor Swift thing to me

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werepossum

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Forgot about this... Taylor is very very photogenic. She knows how to look good in front of a camera, still and video -- natural performer, very comfortable with herself and open, even when she was 18 or younger.

Singing is great, but if the person is uncomfortable or a stiff, it doesn't work as well.
Personally I think she looks like a gray. At best, half alien, and I'm not at all willing to cave to the half-human side without DNA evidence. And as far as her music being catchy, yes, like measles.
 

schmuckley

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She's cute..Her songs aren't bad..
but..meh..
She's no Stevie Wonder..or George Clinton..that's for sure.
 

JM Aggie08

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Stevie Wonder and George Clinton would not have success as 25 year olds in this generation. Tastes change.

What a ridiculous argument.
 

phucheneh

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Her music is terrible and she's a dumb, obnoxious, anorexic-looking rat-faced whore whose eyes seem to be competing with Uma Thurman's in a running-away-from-each-other competition.

I suspect her lack of genetic diversity has left her one step away from downs.
 

WelshBloke

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just what i was going ot say. When she was younger and doing country she had some "good" songs.
'country' and 'good songs' are mutually exclusive.
Her music is terrible and she's a dumb, obnoxious, anorexic-looking rat-faced whore whose eyes seem to be competing with Uma Thurman's in a running-away-from-each-other competition.

I suspect her lack of genetic diversity has left her one step away from downs.
You care way too much about this.
 

GrumpyMan

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Her music is terrible and she's a dumb, obnoxious, anorexic-looking rat-faced whore whose eyes seem to be competing with Uma Thurman's in a running-away-from-each-other competition.

I suspect her lack of genetic diversity has left her one step away from downs.

Kind of like Psy? :hmm:
 

Anubis

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Her music is terrible and she's a dumb, obnoxious, anorexic-looking rat-faced whore whose eyes seem to be competing with Uma Thurman's in a running-away-from-each-other competition.

I suspect her lack of genetic diversity has left her one step away from downs.

did you find urine in your cornflakes?
 

Kushina

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She only has the one look but she's gorgeous. Her songs are all the same but their catchy and they are rather shallow, if I was to judge her by her music. She is rather stupid.

But she's good at selling them and relate-able for most people, most people are messed up, some people enjoy being messed up. She enjoys being messed up. Her attitude is superficial but it's also attractive. It's not hard to see through for anyone who is self aware/psychologically decently aware.

She pulls off all the bad things well. Is she bad-ass ? No just stupidly attractive.

:| Illuminati ?
 
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Ns1

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She's blonde, young, thin, white, tall, attractive, American, and has blue eyes -- not sure about the last one, probably true.

She also seems to bond well with her fans, isn't a big bitch always doing drugs and partying with photos of her drunk off her ass lying in the street, comes off incredibly nice, actually. No confirmed nudes yet either.

Her music is catchy, she mostly writes her own songs and plays at least two instruments, isn't a one hit wonder with five albums now and the latest broke sales records at a time of declining music sales. She should be worth over $200 million now at 25.

No, she isn't the best singer. Her music doesn't have as much depth as the other stuff you referred to, I think, but it's still very personal that, for some reason, kids and adults can relate to in one way or another.


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Sho'Nuff

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My theory she doesn't measure up. Yes she can sing but there is no depth to her voice. Its hollow. Any meaning behind her lyrics? No ability to dance/perform on stage.

To be fair, everything you said could be equally applied to the Beatles, and they are the most successful band in history.

I'm not a huge Taylor Swift fan, but to say she is not talented is to ignore the truth.

1. She is extremely young

2. She writes most of her own songs

3. Many of the songs she has written have risen to #1 on the billboard top 100

4. Speaking of #3, she is the only female vocalist in history to have replaced herself at
#1 on the billboard top 100 ("blank space" replaced "shake it off")

5. Some of her songs are not only catchy, they tell an interesting story. The lyrics of blank space are basically ravings in the mind of a crazy woman.

6. Even if you disagree that she is musically talented (which I would dispute seeing how she sings, plays multiple instruments, composes her own songs, and has had massive commercial success doing so), you can't dispute that she knows how to write for the mass market. With few exceptions, she is one of the only singer songwriters today that possesses that talent. That makes her a force to be reckoned with in the business side of music.

Everyone on that stage is far more talented then TS and I think the producers know it.

Can't agree with this. The truth is probably more like TS is less talented in some areas than those performers, but more talented in other areas. You do not achieve her level of success without being talented at all. Certainly not for the length of time that she has been around.

TBH, comparing the "talent" of two star vocal performers to another is like comparing two MLB shortstops. In most cases both will be excellent (relative to your average joe schmoe), with one having strengths that the other lacks, and vice versa. Rarely do you find a shortstop (or player at any other position) that is elite at all aspects of the game.

To continue the baseball analogy - Adele could be considered the Cal Ripkin of the vocal field. I.e., one of the best at her particular position (singing) at her time. TS on the other hand might be considered the Chone Figgins of vocal performers, i.e., strong at multiple positions (singing, writing, choreography, music business, marketing, etc.) but not stellar (i.e., better than some of her peers) at some of them. In other words, TS's extreme talent lies in the fact that she can do pretty much anything in the music business at a very high level.
 
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Mandres

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Just like Andy Warhol her brilliance is not in her work, but in the startling success of the marketing machine she created or that was created for her.
 

TheSlamma

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This generation is so easy to package things up and sell to, that is why.

Spray her with a hose and she is not at all pretty without makeup either. Some women look okay without makeup, she looks terrible and it is CAKED on her.
 

phucheneh

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Spray her with a hose and she is not at all pretty without makeup either. Some women look okay without makeup, she looks terrible and it is CAKED on her.

I can see you over there talking shit about me, bro. I see...everything.





edit: god, I gave her like an extra inch of eye-spread and you still can't even tell that I've done anything. Those motherfuckers might as well be on stalks.
 
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JM Aggie08

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Her music is terrible and she's a dumb, obnoxious, anorexic-looking rat-faced whore whose eyes seem to be competing with Uma Thurman's in a running-away-from-each-other competition.

I suspect her lack of genetic diversity has left her one step away from downs.

Shove some coal up your ass. You might just get a diamond out of it.
 

ThePresence

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I bet all of you clowns hating on her actually listen to her in the car when nobody is around.
 

phucheneh

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Shove some coal up your ass. You might just get a diamond out of it.

I don't get why people associate stating hatred of something with just being doubled-over in anger. That must be miserable for people who (I guess) must remain positive all the time or risk shitting blood*.

Taylor Swift causes me no grief. She's generally pretty easy to avoid, with the exception of seeing posts about her by random internet males who (I guess) dig her prepubescent-looking body. In which case, I state my own opinion more as a matter of record (to let people know, hey, it's okay to think she sucks, 'cause she does) than because I'm so filled with blinding rage.

*although I do shit blood sometimes. Hemorrhoids are a bitch.
 
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