Take 30 hits of acid, your motherboard would talk to you all day long.. It would say.. The blades of the fan go whirr, whirr, whirr.. whirr, whirr, whirr.. whirr, whirr, whirr.... The blades of the fan go whirr, whirr whirr... Alllll night looooooong......
Maybe an occasional, "Damn, It's hot in here.. Add more fans!"