Can you dance?

[johnjbruin]

Originally posted by: brigden
I think I can't, but according to my GF and her friends I apparently can dance. However, I hate dancing to top forty shit.

I actually like dancing to ambient trance. By myself. In my room. I've said too much...

LOL

edit: not laughing at you dancing - but that last sentence was funny.

 

[Bassyhead]

not really

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you.

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things.

That's if you want the type of girl who goes to clubs.. most are roughly as intelligent as a mildly retarded jellyfish. And I'm embarassingly bad to boot; it's easy to say it's easy when you're good, but I'm like Elaine in that one Seinfeld episode. So I can't & don't want to anyway

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you.

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things.

That's if you want the type of girl who goes to clubs.. most are roughly as intelligent as a mildly retarded jellyfish. And I'm embarassingly bad to boot; it's easy to say it's easy when you're good, but I'm like Elaine in that one Seinfeld episode. So I can't & don't want to anyway

oooh .. . sour grapes.

Best advice came from a poster (above):

I actually like dancing to ambient trance. By myself. In my room

Practice makes perfect . . . not one (except me) was an awesome dancer right at the start.

:roll:

 

[apac]

Where's the 'Only when I'm drunk' option?

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you.

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things.

Most of my friends stand around with the drink in their hand, wishing they could get a girl. When I try to get them on the floor they're all like "nah I don't do that".

Dancing is lots of fun.

Originally posted by: Gurck
That's if you want the type of girl who goes to clubs.. most are roughly as intelligent as a mildly retarded jellyfish.

As long as you know it's only MOST I met my GF at the bar and she is one of the most intelligent people I've ever met.

 

[aux]

No.

 

[Gurck]

bah stop picking at my argument, can't you see I need this flimsy shield so I don't feel quite so bad about dancing like Herman Munster?

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Gurck
bah stop picking at my argument, can't you see I need this flimsy shield so I don't feel quite so bad about dancing like Herman Munster?

Just watch some P. Diddy videos, practice those in front of the mirror, then bust a move at the club

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Stefan

Originally posted by: Gurck
bah stop picking at my argument, can't you see I need this flimsy shield so I don't feel quite so bad about dancing like Herman Munster?

Just watch some P. Diddy videos, practice those in front of the mirror, then bust a move at the club

Or you can just watch the Munsters and copy Herman's moves. :roll:

 

[jorken]

All about the liquid confidence!

 

[Feldenak]

If I'm dancing I'm going to be sick later. In order for me to dance, I require obscene quantities of booze. I'm tone stupid, have no rhythm, and my hand-eye coordination leaves something to be desired...no I can't dance.

 

[nickdakick]

Like an ENT on cocaine. :laugh:

 

[jjones]

I like dancing. The wife and I used to go 2 or 3 times a week; that was 3 years ago before our daughter was born though. Now we only usually dance at parties of family and friends about every other month and I'm getting a little rusty.

 

[FuZoR]

when im drunk.. maybe.

sober.. hell no

 

[jjones]

Wow, there's a lot of people here who don't dance. You really should; it's a lot of fun and it's great exercise, not to mention it's a great way to get to know women. The wife and I used to practically marathon dance; she loved it and I did too. We'd dance for hours and hours until we were just completely drained; sometimes, not often, I kind of miss those days before our daughter was born. But a couple of times we've taken her with us out dancing at one of the local resort night clubs. It's hilarious when she dances with us.

 

[BluBelle]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you.

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things.

Totally agree

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you.

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things.

Hmm... I stand in the corner with a drink in hand and I've never had a problem getting laid.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you.

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things.

Hmm... I stand in the corner with a drink in hand and I've never had a problem getting laid.

We're NOT talking about gay bars[/i]

:roll:

 

[skychief]

1 beer = slow dance only
3 beers = fast dance with only upper half moving
5 beers = Fast dance with upper and lower halves moving
7 beers = Any dance from the seventies with a strong possibility of a cabbage patch sighting
9 beers = ROBOT

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you.

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things.

Hmm... I stand in the corner with a drink in hand and I've never had a problem getting laid.

We're NOT talking about gay bars[/i]

:roll:

Yes your right. I'm the gayest of the gay. If I thought for a second that you had been to a club in the last year or even outside your opinion might matter to me.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: skychief
1 beer = slow dance only
3 beers = fast dance with only upper half moving
5 beers = Fast dance with upper and lower halves moving
7 beers = Any dance from the seventies with a strong possibility of a cabbage patch sighting
9 beers = ROBOT

You forgot . . .

after 3 beers you are RUNing to the Bathroom and . . .

18 beers = COMATOSE
(4 most people)



Alcohol really doesn't help . . . except in your own mind. :roll:

 

[Nebor]

I'm gay.

 

[mattg1981]

Originally posted by: Spamela
like godzilla stomping out a forest fire.

 

[Aharami]

the only dancing skills i have is grinding. i cant dance in any other form whatsoever