Can you get herpes from.....

[needalife]

Can you get herpes by masturbating after a workout (in a gym) without washing your hands?

 

[OdiN]

Yes. And they are usually lethal when gotten that way.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Yes, you have herpes.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: needalife
Can you get herpes by masturbating after a workout (in a gym) without washing your hands?

WTF

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: needalife
Can you get herpes by masturbating after a workout (in a gym) without washing your hands?

Ummm...I got them from your mom.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

*head explodes*

 

[FoBoT]

ask Mr. T
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/m...aryforhire/tehherp.jpg

 

[Sluggo]

This will be easier to explain if you just admit you had herpes before you went into the gym.

 

[gururu2]

not likely unless someone happened to bleed or breathe heavily upon equipment that you had hand contact with. both saliva and blood can transmit many herpes types. the fluid can then be transferred through microabrasions into your blood stream.

i would be more worried about bacterial infections such as flesh-eating bacteria and the new antibiotic resistant strains of staph that are becoming commonplace in gyms and schoolrooms.

 

[ManyBeers]

Originally posted by: needalife
Can you get herpes by masturbating after a workout (in a gym) without washing your hands?

No, but you'll grow hair on your palms. I think.

 

[BoomerD]

Did you jack someone else off who had herpes first? If so, then you're probably fucked...oh wait...

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: needalife
Can you get herpes by masturbating after a workout (in a gym) without washing your hands?

No, but the dudes you whacked off might.

 

[FoBoT]

i think the real question here is " how do virgins get the herp?"

 

[Juno]

yeah, you need a life.

 

[drum]

3 out of 50 posters will contract herpes from reading the OP

 

[Xylitol]

You CAN
I'm also a monkey's uncle

 

[glenn1]

It depends. Are you right or left-handed?

 

[needalife]

Originally posted by: glenn1
It depends. Are you right or left-handed?

I'm right-handed.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: needalife
Can you get herpes by masturbating after a workout (in a gym) without washing your hands?

don't worry. you can't get it twice.

 

[Parasitic]

Why the hell were you masturbating after a gym workout? To picture your fellow fat-lard arse obese midlife-crisis housewife gymgoer naked?

 

[Mucho]

I doubt it however, you might go blind.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: gururu2


i would be more worried about bacterial infections such as flesh-eating bacteria and the new antibiotic resistant strains of staph that are becoming commonplace in gyms and schoolrooms.

This is about as much a "WTF" comment as the OP.

 

[Alistar7]

No, but you can get AIDS. I traced your IP and ran a scan, it came back positive, sorry about your luck.....

 

[grohl]

:laugh:

Got to be the funniest thing I have read in a few days. LOLOLOL

 

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: needalife
Can you get herpes by masturbating after a workout (in a gym) without washing your hands?

lol