Can you identify this bug? WHAT IS IT?!?

[GeekDrew]

The one that I've taken pictures of here:

http://www.andrewmstemen.net/wtfitsabug/

Plzhelpquickly. Thx.

 

[mrjminer]

Earwig... from what I can tell of the pictures. You could give a longer out/clearer shot from above it. Nasty looking little bastards are all over the place here now too

 

[TridenT]

Weeirddd... I totally read your title as "Can you identify this song?"

Then you said you've only taken pictures of it and I was like, "This will be interesting..." *Clicked through to first pic* "A bug and currency? wtf?" *Goes back to thread* "OH..." *Posts above*

 

[BoomerD]

Looked like an ant to me.

 

[pcgeek11]

Looks like a very large Ant with his ass missing.

 

[GeekDrew]

Hrmmmm. Well the reason that I posted it is because I was rudely roused from my sleep by a sharp pain in my shoulder, much like I was being bitten by something. After I'd stopped screaming and desperately trying to knock whatever it was off of my shoulder, I hit the lights and found this thing well-attached to my pillow case. It didn't want to let go of the pillow case, so I apparently smashed it some when trying to pull it off.

Now I'm not gonna be able to get back to sleep.

 

[ScottSwing]

AIDS Beetle. Don't be shocked by the name, as they normally only carry malaria.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Your shoulder is now full of eggs.

 

[thescreensavers]

They will grow and grow and burro out of your skin!

 

[Freshgeardude]

Nuke it!


NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!

 

[Colt45]

half a queen ant?

 

[Zebo]

Where did you grow up a hyperbaric chamber? That's called an ant dude.

 

[Zebo]

Hrmmmm. Well the reason that I posted it is because I was rudely roused from my sleep by a sharp pain in my shoulder, much like I was being bitten by something. After I'd stopped screaming and desperately trying to knock whatever it was off of my shoulder, I hit the lights and found this thing well-attached to my pillow case. It didn't want to let go of the pillow case, so I apparently smashed it some when trying to pull it off.

Now I'm not gonna be able to get back to sleep.

wow. LOL.

 

[edro]

What is up with everyone thinking every insect is an earwig?

It's a goddamn ant!

 

[pcgeek11]

What is up with everyone thinking every insect is an earwig?

It's a goddamn ant!

I know...

Your avatar is an earwig right?

 

[Azraele]

Looks like half of a black ant.

 

[amdhunter]

Bigass ant.

 

[GeekDrew]

Well I thought that it looked like an ant... but I've never seen an ant so huge before. That's like.... 5 or 6 times the scale I've seen ants at.

And no I didn't grow up in a hyperbaric chamber, but I did manage to avoid all living creatures other than humans, as much as possible. And yes, I'd nuke them from orbit if I could.

 

[mrjminer]

What is up with everyone thinking every insect is an earwig?

It's a goddamn ant!

Yea, I think you're right after looking at it after my nap. It's the size of a god damned earwig though!

 

[glenn beck]

Weeirddd... I totally read your title as "Can you identify this song?"

Then you said you've only taken pictures of it and I was like, "This will be interesting..." *Clicked through to first pic* "A bug and currency? wtf?" *Goes back to thread* "OH..." *Posts above*

[SIZE=+2]Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on the[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+2]ant?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+2]A: Dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant ...........[/SIZE]

 

[Muse]

looked like an ant to me.

ditto

 

[Muse]

Looks like a very large Ant with his ass missing.

Right. The abdomen appears to be missing.

 

[Eli]

It's a carpenter ant, missing half it's body.

 

[rivan]

Well I thought that it looked like an ant... but I've never seen an ant so huge before. That's like.... 5 or 6 times the scale I've seen ants at.

They come in all sizes...

 

[BoomerD]

They will grow and grow and burro out of your skin!

Wait...the ant laid "donkey eggs" under his skin?




burro---donkey

burrow---dig/tunnel.