Canada in crisis!

[Queasy]

heh

Stripper shortage forces Ontario clubs to get creative
Club owners consider foreign student visas to bypass increased worker visa scrutiny

Facing a shortage of foreign exotic dancers, a group representing 53 of Ontario's strip club owners is turning to immigration consultants to find a loophole in the rules governing foreign workers.

The Adult Entertainment Association of Canada is looking for alternative, legal, ways to hire foreign-born strippers and dancers. One way might be to use foreign student visas since foreign students can now work for 20 hours a week in any job, said the group's executive director Tim Labrinos.

In 2004, then-minister of Citizenship and Immigration Canada Judy Sgro resigned after extending the visa of a Romanian exotic dancer who had worked for her election campaign.

In the wake of public outcry, immigration officials have been looking at each individual application and visa officers abroad are under orders to screen out women they think might be victims of trafficking, don't meet health criteria or don't have a way home after their visas expire.

This has led to a reduction in the number of work permits and extensions granted to foreign strippers from 423 in 2004 to just 17 in 2006.

Up to 98 per cent of foreign exotic dancers who apply for visas get turned down, said Lambrinos.

 

[K1052]

Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

lol, if we are importing from eastern europe, what are the chances of american reject?

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

:thumbsup:

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

Then we would have the shortage.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

Then we would have the shortage.

Is a shortage of ugly strippers really a bad thing though?

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

Then we would have the shortage.

Is a shortage of ugly strippers really a bad thing though?

I meant a shortage of strippers in general. Not gunna lie, there are people out that need to see naked womens, ugly in our opinion or not.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

Then we would have the shortage.

no, we got plenty.

 

[TruePaige]

We need an aid package to Canada, STAT!

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

Then we would have the shortage.

no, we got plenty.

As an objective observer I agree that this is the case.

I'm sure we can spare a cattle car or two for the cause.

 

[andylawcc]

so I will see more chinese than blonds now?

 

[BladeVenom]

It's not just in Canada. My local strip club had no Asian chicks.

 

[0roo0roo]

more immigrant chicks from eastern europe/asia instead of the middle east is what u need.
have you ever seen a middle eastern or indian stripper?

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
more immigrant chicks from eastern europe/asia instead of the middle east is what u need.
have you ever seen a middle eastern or indian stripper?

It's hard to judge the quality of the T&A through the burka.

I do get a little excited when they show their wrists and ankles though...

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

Then we would have the shortage.

Is a shortage of ugly strippers really a bad thing though?

I meant a shortage of strippers in general. Not gunna lie, there are people out that need to see naked womens, ugly in our opinion or not.

Yeah the bulk of my friends have yet to see naked womens IRL. But I still wouldn't take them to see ugly strippers.

I go see strippers because they are hot, if I want a low self esteem fat ugly chick to bang or blow me I'll just go on craigslist.

We can send Canada a bulk shipment of ugly strippers.

 

[GenHoth]

This is a serious issue, we need to help them rectify this problem stat!

 

[Svnla]

I want to go to Vancouver strip clubs. I heard good thing about them.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

:thumbsup:

:beer:

 

[Xavier434]

This is easily the best thread of the day. :beer:

 

[zinfamous]

dp

 

[meltdown75]

and?

 

[AbsolutDealage]

In 2004, then-minister of Citizenship and Immigration Canada Judy Sgro resigned after extending the visa of a Romanian exotic dancer who had worked for her election campaign.

Well, that would certainly make politics more interesting. Why don't we have stuff like that down here...

 

[jadinolf]

That's it---no Canada trip for me.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
That's it---no Canada trip for me.

Don't worry, Go to Quebec, they have plenty of supply.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: K1052
Can we ship our ugly strippers to Canada under NAFTA?

Then we would have the shortage.

Is a shortage of ugly strippers really a bad thing though?

I meant a shortage of strippers in general. Not gunna lie, there are people out that need to see naked womens, ugly in our opinion or not.

Yeah the bulk of my friends have yet to see naked womens IRL. But I still wouldn't take them to see ugly strippers.

I go see strippers because they are hot, if I want a low self esteem fat ugly chick to bang or blow me I'll just go on craigslist.

We can send Canada a bulk shipment of ugly strippers.

Yeah that's what I meant by our opinion. But there is still a market for naked women we consider ugly. There are dudes out there that left their standards in a shed somewhere in the 80s. These guys need ugly strippers, without them they rape and pillage and are a force not to be reckoned with. If Canada wants our ugly strippers they will have to be rationed for the sake of mankind within the U.S.

You might want to check my knowledge, but the right to a certain amount of ugly strippers might be in the Constitution somewhere; Amendment 69 rings a bell. Checks and balances man, checks and balances...