[YOU]
Need for Speed Shift 2! OMGOMGOMG PREORDER
*Sometime later - receives Pre-order of Need For Speed Shift 2*
[YOU]
[THEM]
[YOU]
[THEM]Hello, this is Debbie from US of America.
[YOU]Uh yeah...hi Debbie. I have a problem with this game that I pre-ordered. *gives details*
[THEM]I see that you have Shift Speed 2. Very good game.
[YOU]Yes, it might be, if I could play it...
[THEM]Unfortunately, it not release 2011 05 April.
[YOU] Wait...Y U NO
[THEM]Have very good day. *click*
[YOU]
[SYSTEM MESSAGE]
If you have any further concerns, please contact our help line at 555-555-5555. Yes we realize this is the same number you called previously, but we just like fucking with you and want you to call again. No Debbie is not a real American and nor is she an actual woman. No guarantees on authenticity of our Indian callers against real American counterparts. Terms and Conditions apply to any and all calls you make regarding something that we fucked up. You may read these Terms and Conditions on our website
www.upyourswefuckedyouoverhahaha.com. If you would like to participate in our survery, please press 5. If you do not press 5, or decide to just hang up, we will erase the entire phone conversation and act like it never existed. If you do decide to press 5, you get to take a 30 minute long survey about how fucked up we are, and then we'll erase the entire phone conversation and act like it never existed anyways. If you're still listening to this, this is a recording we play while still on the line while we have you muted and are laughing our asses off at you. Have a great day, and thanks for shopping EA!
[/SYSTEM MESSAGE]
[YOU]