Can't find a hand bidet

[KidViciou$]

can someone help me find one? thanks a bunch!

 

[mugs]

Like a thing that sprays water on your butt... for your hands?

 

[KidViciou$]

nah, a handheld one, it looks liek a showerhead so i don't need that wierd toilet thing

 

[So]

Still gross.

 

[swtethan]

id rather have a big one

 

[FoBoT]

this sounds kinky

 

[KidViciou$]

hahaha, it aint kinky, it's clean!

and how is it gross? it's actually WAY cleaner than toilet paper, while sitting on the toilet you use it

 

[TheNinja]

perhaps you just need TP for your bunghole?

 

[FoBoT]

if it is handheld, won't the chunks you are washing off fall onto your hand? do you wear rubber gloves while using this? still sounds kinky

if you reach down there while still sitting, aren't you risking dipping your hand into the dump/water?

 

[aidanjm]

wouldn't the water spray all over the floor and walls, taking waste matter with it?

 

[KidViciou$]

no no, you guys have the wrong idea of how to use it which is understandable

what you do is while sitting on the toilet, lean forward, and while holding the hand bidet from above, it shoots water like the hose at a kitchen sink. EVERYTHING goes into the toilet, no dirty water touching you or anything

 

[DnetMHZ]

Garden hose?

 

[KidViciou$]

come on now, if i would use a garden hose, i think i could deal with a white hand bidet. i need oil rubbed finish to match the rest of my bathroom

 

[KidViciou$]

bump for the morning crowd

 

[jemcam]

A hand bidet? Where I come from we call that thing a "sink".

 

[SagaLore]

I found one for you.

 

[KidViciou$]

it's not in oil rubbed finish saga

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I found one for you.

um, thats a spray bottle...
if thats what you are looking for, go buy one at the dollar store and paint it the color you want...

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Here ya go, that will get those nasty clingon!

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[mercanucaribe]

Wtf is oil rubbed?

 

[KidViciou$]

oil rubbed is a finish, like chrome. it's got that rustic look

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
oil rubbed is a finish, like chrome. it's got that rustic look

??? why not just use a spray bottle....it's not like a bidet actually washes fecal matter off, it just rinses and leaves most of the feces there....disgusting

 

[cyclistca]

Originally posted by: swtethan
id rather have a big one

To much information.

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: So
Still gross.

No more gross than walking around with skid marked undies.

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: jemcam
A hand bidet? Where I come from we call that thing a "sink".

You wash you a$$ in the sink? Dude. . .:shocked: