Can't find a hand bidet

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: jemcam
A hand bidet? Where I come from we call that thing a "sink".

lol moron...

 

[gigapet]

is this pressurized at all?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
oil rubbed is a finish, like chrome. it's got that rustic look

Does it come with the shells? You do know how to use the shells right?

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: gigapet
is this pressurized at all?

well that's the thing, it has SOME pressure, but not like a pressurized water hose. accipiter, it has some pressure so it takes care of just abotu everything, but i would still use toilet paper to make sure i'm clean back there.

i need to thank howard stern for making me comfortable enough to ask this in public. i was a little uptight about asking about this, but now i feel more comfortable asking it


spidey, i don't know what youre referencing

 

[HombrePequeno]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
oil rubbed is a finish, like chrome. it's got that rustic look

Does it come with the shells? You do know how to use the shells right?

They never really explained how to use those things did they?

 

[Boxxcar]

OMG!!! More than half of you posters haven't a clue as to what a bidet is or even how to use one. One word for you. Travel!

 

[KidViciou$]

^^seconded

when i was in india, i was skepticle of them, but boy do they work well!

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
no no, you guys have the wrong idea of how to use it which is understandable

what you do is while sitting on the toilet, lean forward, and while holding the hand bidet from above, it shoots water like the hose at a kitchen sink. EVERYTHING goes into the toilet, no dirty water touching you or anything

but if you're tilted, wouldn't the water just trickle down onto other body parts?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Boxxcar
OMG!!! More than half of you posters haven't a clue as to what a bidet is or even how to use one. One word for you. Travel!

I've traveled plenty.

I'm not shooting a stream of water up my bum and calling it "clean" That's what showers are for, most of the modern world has adopted this idea.

-edit-
that whole modern plumbing thing and all.

-edit-
ever notice that users of a bidet smell like crap? Literally.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
oil rubbed is a finish, like chrome. it's got that rustic look

Does it come with the shells? You do know how to use the shells right?

They never really explained how to use those things did they?

Why should they? Wait...YOU don't know how to use the three seashells!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
no no, you guys have the wrong idea of how to use it which is understandable

what you do is while sitting on the toilet, lean forward, and while holding the hand bidet from above, it shoots water like the hose at a kitchen sink. EVERYTHING goes into the toilet, no dirty water touching you or anything

but if you're tilted, wouldn't the water just trickle down onto other body parts?

you don't tilt that much where your ass is parallel to the wall, your taint is the lowest point so thats teh furthest water will drip, and you could just rinse that off and dry it with toilet paper.


spidey, your not shooting it up your ass, it isn't a colon cleansing

 

[aidanjm]

maybe you should buy some colonic irrigation equipment, and wash out the entire length of your colon for that squeaky cleaqn sensation

 

[Boxxcar]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Boxxcar
OMG!!! More than half of you posters haven't a clue as to what a bidet is or even how to use one. One word for you. Travel!

I've traveled plenty.

I'm not shooting a stream of water up my bum and calling it "clean" That's what showers are for, most of the modern world has adopted this idea.

-edit-
that whole modern plumbing thing and all.

-edit-
ever notice that users of a bidet smell like crap? Literally.

Damn! You must make a complete mess of yourself after a number two if you have to take a shower afterwards! And most of the modern world does this? Gee, I must be the odd one out if I just use paper and flush it away without taking a shower. I never would've imagined?!?!

Based on your reply, you haven't got a clue either. And traveling from one county in Kentucky to the neighboring county is hardly what I would call "traveled plenty."

Most of the middle-upper class modern world have bidets sitting next to the toilet. Just because bidets are not widely found in America, at least not in the doublewides that you are likely to visit, doesn't mean they are not very common in other "modern" countries. And by the way, you don't use a bidet to wipe your a$$ after taking a dump! That's not their intended purpose. Do a google and educate yourself on exactly what a bidet is used for.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Use of free standing bidet:

1. When you are finished defecating, wipe your anal opening one time in the usual manner, throwing the toilet tissue in the toilet. This prevents excessive feces from being washed off into the bidet.
2. Turn the hot water on in the bidet and open the spray valve until the water is spraying about six to eight inches high. When the water feels hot to the hand, adjust the cold water valve until the spray is comfortable, being careful not to let the spray column exceed over a foot in height.
3. Straddle the bidet, sitting on the rim and align the anal opening with the column of spray water. Gradually open the spray valve until adequate pressure is achieved to flush the remaining feces from the anus.
4. Go back to the toilet and check with toilet tissue to make sure that the anus is clean.

 

[jai6638]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
^^seconded

when i was in india, i was skepticle of them, but boy do they work well!

I concur... I miss them

 

[FoBoT]

do bidets have addons to do enimas?

 

[GuitarDaddy]

You boys leave them thangs alone! There for old women and hookers

 

[Radical Ans]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

you don't tilt that much where your ass is parallel to the wall, your taint is the lowest point so thats teh furthest water will drip, and you could just rinse that off and dry it with toilet paper.


spidey, your not shooting it up your ass, it isn't a colon cleansing

Where I'm from it was called a grundle. That made reading beowulf in 12th grade very interesting.....

 

[KidViciou$]

taint is much funnier sounding

 

[ElFenix]

just use baby wipes

 

[KidViciou$]

still not as good as a bidet

 

[Rumpltzer]

I've traveled a lot. I've seen them. I've stuck with the TP for my bunghole.

In Thailand, Taiwan, and Indonesia they've always looked EXACTLY like the kitchen sink sprayer... just attached to a knobbed spigot coming out of the wall, and then there's an attachment to hold the sprayer onto the wall.

In Japan they were always built into the toilet... and there were pressure and temperature controllers. My wife was messing with it while she wasn't sitting down. It threw water across the bathroom and hit somewhere above the bathroom door.

If I ever find the shells, I might try them out.

 

[RCN]

So what this does is spray shitwater on the back of your nutsack?

Get one of those multi-showerheads and a longer hose or the sonicare one.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: ahurtt

Originally posted by: So
Still gross.

No more gross than walking around with skid marked undies.

Uh...whoever does that is not wiping correctly in the first place.

For christs sake, if it is that bad, just wet the toilet paper a bit or use baby wipes.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer
I've traveled a lot. I've seen them. I've stuck with the TP for my bunghole.

In Thailand, Taiwan, and Indonesia they've always looked EXACTLY like the kitchen sink sprayer... just attached to a knobbed spigot coming out of the wall, and then there's an attachment to hold the sprayer onto the wall.

In Japan they were always built into the toilet... and there were pressure and temperature controllers. My wife was messing with it while she wasn't sitting down. It threw water across the bathroom and hit somewhere above the bathroom door.

If I ever find the shells, I might try them out.

Toto, a Japanese company, makes the best toilets in the world.

IMO.