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[NFS4]

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[FeuerFrei]

Porschephilia

 

[IronWing]

Which one runs?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

who backfired?

 

[sswingle]

Its like they are all looking at the lone BMW

 

[swtethan]

why, hello ladies....

 

[jagec]

The two champions from rival gangs square off in the ring, as the onlookers place bets to see who will be the final victor.

 

[Toonces]

n/m

 

[EyeMWing]

One car in this garage runs. It may or may not be German.

 

[sniperruff]

so... i guess we can only stuff golf clubs up your ass...

 

[sinucus]

Guess which of these car owners DOESN'T have a penis complex.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

three rabbits are on a log, and one of them goes home and hangs himself...buy a bike!

 

[Jeff7]

Cars don't even wear contacts. What are we all looking for??




These cars have the best mileage of any in the world - they are never used.




Put them up on concrete blocks on the front yard - Richest hick in town.

 

[anxi80]

Memphis: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 2006 911 Turbo ...
Roger the Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.
Memphis: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.

 

[her209]

"Let's hug it out bitches!"

 

[her209]

So a BMW walks into a Porshe bar...

 

[badmouse]

Okay, when he walks through the door, we all yell SURPRISE.

 

[NFS4]

"Do I look funny to you?"

 

[petejk]

are those your highbeams...or are you just happy to see me?

*wink wink*

 

[Zenmervolt]

Entschuldigen Sie mich bitte, ich glauben, daß ich die falsche Garage habe.

ZV

 

[potato28]

"Wrong turn"

 

[Jeff7]

Dammit, this life sucks, the guy just puts us here and forgets us, just sitting in there with his true favorite posession, his Fleshlight. Fifty bucks he paid for it, that's all. What're we, close to a hundred thou? Yeah, we're important alright.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: NFS4
"Do I look funny to you?"

What do you mean "funny?" Like George Carlin funny, Spin City funny, Rita Rudner funny?

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4
"Do I look funny to you?"

What do you mean "funny?" Like George Carlin funny, Spin City funny, Rita Rudner funny?

I was thinking more along the lines of this

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4
"Do I look funny to you?"

What do you mean "funny?" Like George Carlin funny, Spin City funny, Rita Rudner funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twW_riHWz_4