Car easter eggs, what's your's got?

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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BMW E46:
1. When the temperature drops below 37 F degrees, the car beeps to let you know to watch out for icy roads. Also, the rear defroster comes on.
2. You can read the odometer with the car off; all you have to do is press the needle on the left.
3. When car is off, hit the volume knob on the radio the radio turns on (it only works with 02 decks)
4. There is a "secret" compartment underneath my car's armrest and a Coin box in center console.
5. There is a trunk release right above the hood release (not on all cars)
6. There is an exterior trunk release above the license plate and under the ledge.
7. There is flashlight in the glove box.
8. There are amber lights that shine on the center console.
9. You can change radio station on the steering wheel by holding up/down button longer to scan to next station rather than preset ones.
Interior lights can be turn off when you open/close door or shut the engine down.
10. The two knobs on the center control panel are to reset the short trip mileage and the other one is for changing the time on the clock and changing the time from army time (24 hour time) to normal time. And you could also switch the temperature display both on the dash and on the climate control between Fahrenheit and Celsius.
11. You may be able to auto-roll down of windows from the remote control. Another way is to put the key in the door handle and turn to the unlock position and hold it there. This will also open and close the moon roof or put a convertible top down.
12. If you push the unlock button on the remote once it will unlock the driver door, for ‘02s if you push the unlock button on the remote twice it will unlock all the doors…then once all that is done.... push and hold the unlock button on the remote the windows will start to roll down... then the sunroof will open too.
13. If you hit the 'counter reset button' with the ignition in position 2 (or very quickly when you start your car), then it will show you when you are due to change your brake fluid!
14. There is also a first aid kit under the passengers seat.
15. There is a compartment by your leg when you are in the drivers seat. The compartment is on your left if in a LHD, and on your right if in RHD (located next to your knee).
16. The safety strip along each window and sunroof that detects obstructions and retracts them. (Along with a timer that prevents the motors from burning out if in use too long).
17. The OEM side mirrors are designed with slats and ridges to reduce wind noise.
18. The airbag system is 2 stage deployable depending on if the seat belts are latched. If there is no passenger, that front airbag wont even go off to save repair costs. (Along with the explosive seatbelt tensioners).
19. The radio, sunroof, and other "ignition" triggered accessories are available for a period of time after the car is turned off until a door is opened.
20. The fact that the car goes into "sleep" mode after 16 minutes of inactivity to reduce battery drain and eliminate dead batteries from "left on" accessories (lights, etc).
21. The suspension is designed to limit body dive under hard braking, instead the entire chassis dives evenly for stability.
22. The A/C compressor has a variable displacement thrust plate to eliminate the shock load of compressor cycling and use varies depending on need and load.
23. Flashing the high beams after ignition is turned off will leave the headlamps on for a preset amount of time for security while parking the vehicle.
24. The Keyless Entry system utilizes antennae in the rear window, change key codes every time, will deactivate keys if a key is pressed too many times without response from the car, the key recharges while in the ignition switch, and they store all sorts of presets, from seat positions to IHKA control settings.
25. The radio remembers the settings separate for each input. (E.g., CD input can have the bass/treble/balance/fade settings different from the F.M. radio)
26. Left Side Mirror will tilt in reverse (check to make sure your mirror selection switch is in center or left position to use this feature)
Door locks that engage when you go 8 Miles per hour (Dealer need to turn this feature on).
27. As some of you may know, the BMW On-Board Computer (OBC) holds more functions than is documented, including a very nice instrument panel test. I managed to get a lot of this information from the web, but it was far from complete. Subsequently I asked my dealer for the missing info, but they could not provide the complete list either. Following is a list for the items I could find, they work in my car (E46 323i). I gather most of them also work in the E36 models. Who can tell what the missing entries represent (especially functions 9.1, 9.2 and 9.3 which are very mysterious)?

28. Put your turn signal either on the left or right position, with no key in the ignition, close the door and walk away. What you will see is the front blinker, and rear turn signal stay lit. From what I read, it's supposed to be a feature to for people to see your car when it's parked at night in those really tight streets in Europe. This way no one accidentally drives into your car.
29. If you look on your roof, there will be two flaps on each side that are plastic and body colors. You can remove them and there is a little hole in each one that accepts the BMW Roof Rack.
30. Hold down the PTY button (this works, to my knowledge, on cars w/nav) and you will turn on AUTOPTY--it'll display the type of music station if the data is present. I think this works for RDS too.... that way, you don't have to keep pressing it when you switch to radio or change stations etc.
31. Change the Speed Sensitive Volume Ratio - E46 Business CD Head Unit:
Turn the radio off then on again. Don’t touch any button except the 'm' button - the button you use to tune the radio frequency manually. Press and hold the 'm' button for TEN seconds or until the display changes. It will then show the serial number of the unit. Normally when you press 'm', the display will reflect that by replacing 'ST' (stereo tuning) with 'm'. When holding the 'm' button for this procedure, the display should not do this - you will continue to see 'ST' for the ten seconds. Now if the display has changed, you are in a configure mode on the radio. If you press the '>' or '<' button you change modes. The mode you want will display as "GAL (1-6)". This mode allows you to adjust the speed-sensitive volume control. Use the radio preset buttons 1-6 to set the amount of volume change you want at speed. Setting 1 is the smallest change, 6 is the highest. I use 1 with the windows closed, and 5 when it's a nice enough day to drive with the windows open, which makes for a lot of ambient noise at speed. The car is so quiet with the windows closed that setting 1 is fine. Then turn the radio OFF to save the settings. Turn it back on; go for a drive to test it. The other semi-useful test mode will tell you the signal strength of any given station from 0 to 15 (highest). Use the preset buttons to change stations in the mode. This capability is probably used in the automatic tuning function in the radio.
32. The multiple 'auto heater/AC combinations at start-up' memory options are nifty.
33. If you want to leave your windows down but have the alarm set, but not have to worry about the motion detector go off, you can arm you alarm by hitting the lock button, and then wait a second and hit the button again. You'll see the clown nose light up for a second, which means the motion detector is deactivated
34. If you flicker your high beams when the car is off, your xenons go on for 30 seconds to give u a lighted path to walk
35. If you have auto wipers, the headlights go on when the wipers activate, if on auto.
36. Where the spare tire is, next to the portable jack there is a wheel chock!!
37. In Euro delivery cars, there is a warning triangle in a blue plastic case that bolts to the left rear of the trunk and a first aid kit under the passenger seat.
38. Apparently "there's a cheat code in the software running the BMW M3's sequential manual gearbox (SMG). Press the right buttons in the right order and the car will launch you from a stop after revving the engine to 5,000 rpm". "But there is a catch. In Europe, where the feature isn't so hush-hush, doing more than 15 launches voids the car's warranty. Federal laws prohibit such stipulations here, so BMW has turned down the which. US-spec cars are programmed to wind to only 2,500 rpm. That's why you have to ask your dealer to install the European software. Most will happily oblige"

"For lucky drivers of this hot car, here's how: Switch of the stability system and select shift program six. Switch the engine to sport mode. With the hand shifter in drive, hold it in the downshift position and press the has pedal. The engine will rev to the preprogrammed rpm and hold. Now release the shifter. The car will launch forward violently and the engine's revs will climb quickly, so be prepared to up shift"
39. When you have your wipers on fast and medium (don’t know what you call it) Anyways if you come to a stop it'll go to intermittent
40. Want to know your odometer reading but no key... no problem. Just press the computer toggle button at the end of the turn signal lever. The computer read-out lights up with the odometer reading.
41. Everyone knows that the screwdriver in the tool kit is reversible.
42. When windshield wipers are going, and the a/c is on, regardless of the temp, warm air is coming out of the windshield defrost vent.
43. Holding down the DSC button to completely turn it off
 

exdeath

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Jan 29, 2004
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1) Small pedal near driver side right foot that shrinks the penis of cocky drivers in other cars on demand and additionally has a 90&#37; chance of making them not drive like a douche for the rest of day.
 
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Zenmervolt

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Oct 22, 2000
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Mine doesn't require me to flood internet forums with posts about it. Pretty cool feature if you ask me.

ZV
 

Throckmorton

Lifer
Aug 23, 2007
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Sometimes my dome light stays on for a period of time, after shutting down and taking the key out, but not all the time. I have no idea what it's based on. Is that an easter egg?
 

alkalinetaupehat

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1) My car has a sensor which tells me if any of the bulbs are burnt out.
2) The driver's seat is 14-way power (Found this out well after purchasing heh)
3) The 3-mode suspension can be locked in the highest setting with a little electronic trickery.
4) Steering wheel is tilt and telescoping with memory.
5) The low-coolant light looks like the White House
6) The headlights will automatically turn off if I stop the car and open the door.

And the pi&#232;ce de r&#233;sistance:
7) The keys can be removed from the ignition at any time, from being turned to ACC to cruising at 80mph, all with no resistance from the lock cylinder.

FYI this car was made in 1989 and bought for $2400. Hell yeah.
 

exdeath

Lifer
Jan 29, 2004
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My car is boring. The cup holder doesn't even swivel sideways and upside down let alone 360 degrees with motorized controls. All it does is just hold a cup motionless and firmly in place in one fixed position, barring catastrophic driver failure. :'(

I'm really butthurt and hating that I'm not as cool as this dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iLvgAMphdQ
 
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Feb 10, 2000
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These aren't easter eggs, they're features. Some of the electronic ones are interesting, and have been expanded on in later models - the E9x has a number of electronic features absent on the older car, and no doubt the F30 will have yet more.
 

slugg

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Feb 17, 2002
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Easter eggs (Accord):
1. Doesn't go to my head and make me a douchebag.

Miata:
1. Doesn't go to my head and make me a douchebag.
 

Doppel

Lifer
Feb 5, 2011
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Most of those are not easter eggs. E.g. 'The suspension is designed to limit body dive under hard braking, instead the entire chassis dives evenly for stability. ' is like me saying on my car the steering wheel is designed to turn the wheels.
 

angry hampster

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Dec 15, 2007
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Oh cool here are some from mine


1. Has a 2.3L 4-cylinder engine
2. Has a five-speed transmission
3. Has a full-size spare tire underneath the carpet in the trunk
4. Red paint
5. All of the speakers function 90&#37; of the time.
6. Air conditioner makes cold air
 

chin311

Diamond Member
Feb 27, 2003
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HMMM only one i can think of off the top my head,

if you hold down the unlock button on the keyfob the windows roll down
if you put the key in and turn it to lock it rolls them up...

nothing special there
 

Bartman39

Elite Member | For Sale/Trade
Jul 4, 2000
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Mine tends to put out a lot of black smoke does that count...?:biggrin:

White easter eggs behind tend to turn shades of gray...
 

Ferzerp

Diamond Member
Oct 12, 1999
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Came to post makes people in BMWs feel inadequate, but was beaten to it.

Ok, here is mine.

Doesn't make me look like a moron on messageboards. My car definitely doesn't do that.
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Nice wall of text alky. Is there any chance that a single person in here other than you read all of it?

I know I sure didn't.
 
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