zinfamous
No Lifer
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I'll pray for you to become an atheist. If there is a God, you will become an atheist. If there isn't one, you will stay a theist.
Oh man, this is better than the burrito conundrum.
I'll pray for you to become an atheist. If there is a God, you will become an atheist. If there isn't one, you will stay a theist.
Meh, I take the bus to work too. It's ok. I know we're losers... you know... getting to work on a decent budget and all...
LOL, what, do you drive a 1991 civic? How the shit does any modern car get stolen anymore?
..Unless you left the key literally sitting right in the car. Which, you do seem dumb enough to do.
Edit: I was close, '96 Accord. So... that person did you a favor.
Oh man, this is better than the burrito conundrum.
I'll pray for you to become an atheist. If there is a God, you will become an atheist. If there isn't one, you will stay a theist.
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Prayer is a request, not a command, not a vote. God just answers "no" to one guy and "yes" to another. Derp.
I do computer work for a repo place, they have a key maker that runs off a specialized PC. With the exception of a few models of cars, they can make chipped keys for anything in about 2 minutes. For the few they can't, they can easily tow your shit. There's no car that's hard to steal if a thief wants it. While the common thief couldn't steal a new car, there are plenty of thieves who have access to make keys for your car.
Yeah I'm not rich, guess that makes me a piece of shit.
So more than one person praying for the same thing is sort of like nagging god?
What more information do you want? My car got stolen. You want a picture of the empty parking space? What more details would you like? My home address?
Why?
Don't they need the original keyfob to make a copy?
this thread is full of win :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: thieving bastards, but the lols make it better
lol@96 accord
lol@retards attacking the type of car someone drives
I'll bring it back when I'm done.
I will not explain how the sticky stuff got on everything.