Brainonska511
Lifer
- Dec 10, 2005
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Yeah, but how am I going to move my refrigerator around every other day without my truck? I don't need to do that, but what if I did? Checkmate liberals.Americans bought into the bigger is better to a point that is just ridiculous. Trucks are an extension of some men's testicles and wee-wee's. More room more truck more higher more this! Its' hard for people to resist the power of billions of dollars in marketing that push these things, and it's also tidily wrapped up in the flag of patriotism - this 'Murica, everything's bigger! Bigger is better! Bacon makes everything better! Check out our new monster truck Hummer now with coal rolling and comes with a steering wheel made of bacon! Bacon wrapped steering wheel filled with Viagra! Makes your pee-pee huge!
You Don't Need A Full-Size Pickup Truck, You Need a Cowboy Costume
The full-size pickup truck has become America's best-selling vehicle by a country mile. But most Silverado, Ram, and F-Series buyers would be better served with a cheaper means of role-playing.
www.thedrive.com