Car revenge stories

[Vonkhan]

Well, here's mine:

It was the opening night of LotR3 and the parking lot was full. As we drove around, I noticed a silver merc SL500 parked out of the designated spaces - pretty much on the driving spaces between the parking spots effectively making a 2-car lane into a 1-car bottleneck.

... someone sprayed-painted a nice long line along the driver's side + keyed along the spray-line.

Made me :Q + :laugh: at the same time


Just to make things clear: I didn't do it, it was already done.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Pics?

 

[dlock13]

Where are the stories!? I haven't had a problem with others as of yet, but I want to hear more stories!

 

[DarkManX]

fill a small car with packing foam/peanuts (works best if u have a sunroof) and ceran wrap a car

 

[Jeeebus]

lol anyone see that SNL episode with Christopher Walken, "Pranksters"? I can never seem to find the damn video anywhere, but that's car revenge at it's best.

 

[ViviTheMage]

wow, poor guy hhaha...he should learn to park

 

[Specop 007]

Nothing says "Have a good night!" like pulling the lug nuts off.

 

[PingSpike]

I remember a buddy of mine said him and a guy he worked with rolled down this guys truck window (it was unlocked) and used some fancy snow blower work to fill the inside up with snow. I can't remember why...I think the guy had ceran wrapped his car earlier.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I remember a buddy of mine said him and a guy he worked with rolled down this guys truck window (it was unlocked) and used some fancy snow blower work to fill the inside up with snow. I can't remember why...I think the guy had ceran wrapped his car earlier.

Saran wrap doesn't do any damage. Filling the car with water does.

There's no way he would have gotten all the snow out, so I can guarantee that he had damp seats, and potentially other damage, when he finally cleaned out what he could and drove off.

 

[Spikesoldier]

>>Car revenge

although the stories might be funny in themselves, and perhaps the victim of these stories probably deserved it, remember that you should not mess with someone else's car.

some states allow deadly force to be used when their personal property is being messed with. depending on the law, this is permitted without asking to stop, or even give any kind of warning before applying deadly force.

practical jokes are fun, however be sure that the person youre pulling it on wouldnt pull a gun on you and shoot you like a criminal sack of shit that he probably would assume is doing who-knows-what to his car. also not fun to be picked up by the cops if they happen to see you first.

tldr;/cliffs: MESSING WITH CARS THAT ARE NOT YOURS (or private property of others) IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

 

[Nutdotnet]

This isn't something I did, nor condoned, but my buddy is a bit of a "loose-cannon" so...I didn't know he did this until after we pulled out.

Anyway, my buddy and I went to the mall for whatever reason and upon returning to my car this guy with an Escalade EXT (you know, the overpriced Avalanche?) had decided it would be a good idea to park right next to me. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal, BUT, I drive a big truck, and this is a cramped lot, but with PLENTY of open spaces. He didn't have to park near my truck.

He parked so close that he had to fold-in his mirror and had to have crawled out the back...there was no way someone was going to get out by opening the door. I had to pull out to let my buddy in my truck.

As I was leaving my buddy told me he keyed the car from front to back and kicked a nice-sized dent in it...jesus...haha...I felt bad for the guy but I was also pretty pissed that he/she was stupid enough to park so close...I was lucky that *I* didn't have a door-ding.

I take that back...he's luck I didn't have a door-ding...I don't know what my buddy would have done.

 

[rpanic]

When I was a teen I drove a 75 Mercury Cougar, whenever I would get boxed in on a street I would just hit the car in front and behind me and push their cars tell I had enough room to get out. One time it was a Volkswagen Bug his trunk was gone by the time I pulled away.

Edit:This was around 1990 so most of the cars didn't have a chance.

 

[KillerAngel]

Originally posted by: rpanic
When I was a teen I drove a 75 Mercury Cougar, whenever I would get boxed in on a street I would just hit the car in front and behind me and push their cars tell I had enough room to get out. One time it was a Volkswagen Bug his trunk was gone by the time I pulled away.

Edit:This was around 1990 so most of the cars didn't have a chance.

Wow, you're a douche.

 

[mattocs]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
lol anyone see that SNL episode with Christopher Walken, "Pranksters"? I can never seem to find the damn video anywhere, but that's car revenge at it's best.

http://www.brohans.com/2007/02...er-walken-snl-sketches

 

[rpanic]

Originally posted by: KillerAngel

Originally posted by: rpanic
When I was a teen I drove a 75 Mercury Cougar, whenever I would get boxed in on a street I would just hit the car in front and behind me and push their cars tell I had enough room to get out. One time it was a Volkswagen Bug his trunk was gone by the time I pulled away.

Edit:This was around 1990 so most of the cars didn't have a chance.

Wow, you're a douche.

You ever have people park so you can't pull out, I not going to sit around and wait, people should know better when they park on top of other cars.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I remember a buddy of mine said him and a guy he worked with rolled down this guys truck window (it was unlocked) and used some fancy snow blower work to fill the inside up with snow. I can't remember why...I think the guy had ceran wrapped his car earlier.

Saran wrap doesn't do any damage. Filling the car with water does.

There's no way he would have gotten all the snow out, so I can guarantee that he had damp seats, and potentially other damage, when he finally cleaned out what he could and drove off.

I do remember my friend saying really wasn't a fair prank trade, citing exactly the reasons you describe. Real damage was likely done to the truck.

 

[Mermaidman]

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
>>Car revenge

although the stories might be funny in themselves, and perhaps the victim of these stories probably deserved it, remember that you should not mess with someone else's car.

some states allow deadly force to be used when their personal property is being messed with. depending on the law, this is permitted without asking to stop, or even give any kind of warning before applying deadly force.

practical jokes are fun, however be sure that the person youre pulling it on wouldnt pull a gun on you and shoot you like a criminal sack of shit that he probably would assume is doing who-knows-what to his car. also not fun to be picked up by the cops if they happen to see you first.

tldr;/cliffs: MESSING WITH CARS THAT ARE NOT YOURS (or private property of others) IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

Furthermore, according to ATOT/PN, it's OK to kill someone in order to protect OTHER PEOPLE's property. :evil:

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: KillerAngel

Originally posted by: rpanic
When I was a teen I drove a 75 Mercury Cougar, whenever I would get boxed in on a street I would just hit the car in front and behind me and push their cars tell I had enough room to get out. One time it was a Volkswagen Bug his trunk was gone by the time I pulled away.

Edit:This was around 1990 so most of the cars didn't have a chance.

Wow, you're a douche.

ive done it and will do it again, and again and again so long as people park 2 inches from my front and rear bumper when there is plenty or room to NOT do that

 

[Modeps]

My wife (then girlfriend) bought a brand new Corolla and parked it near my condo in a designated parking spot. The next morning she went out to find her car, along with all the other cars parked there, keyed. It cost $500 to get the side of the car repainted (thanks to a friend's side business). If I had caught the piece of shit in the process of doing it, they would be breathing through a tube.

In the end, don't mess with another person's automobile, no how much you think they 'deserve it'

 

[Kelvrick]

I personally prefer non-damaging revenge. Some gum behind the door handle, lougie on the side view mirrors. I also carry around car chalk and will sometimes color in entire windows.

Of course, these are just for regular jackoff stuff. IF they had say damaged my vehicle and I was sure it was them (paint trade and such), then they might get something else.

 

[jandrews]

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
>>Car revenge

although the stories might be funny in themselves, and perhaps the victim of these stories probably deserved it, remember that you should not mess with someone else's car.

some states allow deadly force to be used when their personal property is being messed with. depending on the law, this is permitted without asking to stop, or even give any kind of warning before applying deadly force.

practical jokes are fun, however be sure that the person youre pulling it on wouldnt pull a gun on you and shoot you like a criminal sack of shit that he probably would assume is doing who-knows-what to his car. also not fun to be picked up by the cops if they happen to see you first.

tldr;/cliffs: MESSING WITH CARS THAT ARE NOT YOURS (or private property of others) IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

I disagree, there is not a single state in the country that allows deadly force for stealing of any automobile, I dont know where you would get that idea from. Only for home invasion and that really isnt for stealing either they allow it because someone is invading your home with uknown intent.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: jandrews
I disagree, there is not a single state in the country that allows deadly force for stealing of any automobile, I dont know where you would get that idea from. Only for home invasion and that really isnt for stealing either they allow it because someone is invading your home with uknown intent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporary_insanity

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: jandrews
I disagree, there is not a single state in the country that allows deadly force for stealing of any automobile, I dont know where you would get that idea from. Only for home invasion and that really isnt for stealing either they allow it because someone is invading your home with uknown intent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporary_insanity

yea and pray you get the stupidest jury ever

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
>>Car revenge

although the stories might be funny in themselves, and perhaps the victim of these stories probably deserved it, remember that you should not mess with someone else's car.

some states allow deadly force to be used when their personal property is being messed with. depending on the law, this is permitted without asking to stop, or even give any kind of warning before applying deadly force.

practical jokes are fun, however be sure that the person youre pulling it on wouldnt pull a gun on you and shoot you like a criminal sack of shit that he probably would assume is doing who-knows-what to his car. also not fun to be picked up by the cops if they happen to see you first.

tldr;/cliffs: MESSING WITH CARS THAT ARE NOT YOURS (or private property of others) IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

Let me guess...Texas? :roll: Dumbest state in the union...that should be their motto.

 

[Ns1]

When I was a valet, we had a doucher park in our lot after we repeatedly told him he couldn't park there.

So we did what any logical person would do. We got 4 cars and blocked his ass in.

I love it when people park horribly to the left or horribly to the right. I squeeze my car right up in that bitch so they can't get in their car. Fuckers. Learn to park.