- Jan 3, 2001
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This is Snookers. He's a black, 6-toed, pain in the ass.
I don't like him, and he doesn't like me. The only reason we have him is my no-cat law got vetoed 3-1 by the other members of the household (much like the President, I have no real power).
Snookers was outside last night and showed up at our back door. I opened the door to let him in, he looked at me for a second as to say "Hold on a minute bro..", ran out to the lawn for a moment, and then streaked into the house.
He immediately ran behind our recliner and started meowing like crazy. I thought he might be hungry, so I did the same thing I do every time the cat needs fed: yell "SOMEONE FEED YOUR DAMNED CAT!".
My wife opened a can of cat food, which normally gets him running to the kitchen, but this time he kept dancing around and continued meowing. I looked behind the recliner, and he had some kind of furry mass in his mouth. I yelled "DROP IT!" and Snookers took off, leaving THIS BEHIND D: :
Yes, it's a dead bat. The cat was PISSED when I picked it up and put it in a bag, and threw it out...he was jumping up at the bag, trying to get into the garbage can, giving me "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???" looks ....
I hate that cat.
I don't like him, and he doesn't like me. The only reason we have him is my no-cat law got vetoed 3-1 by the other members of the household (much like the President, I have no real power).
Snookers was outside last night and showed up at our back door. I opened the door to let him in, he looked at me for a second as to say "Hold on a minute bro..", ran out to the lawn for a moment, and then streaked into the house.
He immediately ran behind our recliner and started meowing like crazy. I thought he might be hungry, so I did the same thing I do every time the cat needs fed: yell "SOMEONE FEED YOUR DAMNED CAT!".
My wife opened a can of cat food, which normally gets him running to the kitchen, but this time he kept dancing around and continued meowing. I looked behind the recliner, and he had some kind of furry mass in his mouth. I yelled "DROP IT!" and Snookers took off, leaving THIS BEHIND D: :
Yes, it's a dead bat. The cat was PISSED when I picked it up and put it in a bag, and threw it out...he was jumping up at the bag, trying to get into the garbage can, giving me "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???" looks ....
I hate that cat.