Lee Iacocca, Ted Turner, Ross Perot and Bill Gates are playing golf. Suddenly, something rings, Lee Iacocca reaches into his golf bag, picks up a cell phone, conducts a conversation and puts it back.
They play a bit more, and something else rings. Ted Turner makes a "phone" with his hand by putting the thumb to his hear and speaks into a pinky. Everyone looks at him and asks: What are you doing? Ted Turner replies: "Well, I was losing my cell phone constantly, so I had a receiver implanted in my thumb and a microphone in my pinky. So, now every time I need to talk, I just talk into my hand. Can't lose the phone".
They continue playing, suddenly, Ross Perot stops and just starts talking. Everyone asks: Ross, what are you doing??? Ross Perot replies: "Well, I also kept losing my phone, but I didn't want to make stupid hand gestures every time I needed to talk, so I had a receiver implanted in my ear and a microphone in my tooth. So, now if I need to talk, I just talk".
So, they continue playing and all of a sudden, Bill Gates stops, drops his pants and takes out a roll of toilet paper. Everyone looks at him and says: "Bill!!! What are you doing???"
To which Bill Gates replies: "Oh, don't mind me, I'm just expecting a fax".