Android works on x86 just fine.
Oh yeah? Prove it.
Link to the x86 mobile phones and tablets running Android.
Oh wait, there are quite a few, and the number is growing. Oops. Guess someone missed the last 12 months and CES.
And yes, they are even shipping and available to buy. And some are even made by people with their own fabs, like Samsung.
Crazy. What is the world coming to?