Check out this job add

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: AgentJean

In Office Computer GEEK needed. You need to know windows XP and other variants very well. You must know networking, the details of TCP/IP, pop oriented email, webservers, DNS's and everything else very well. Whether you are a newbie or an old timer looking for a little extra work, this job can be part time / full time based on your needs. Many duties involve installing computers, components, upgrading hard drives, cards, and even whole systems. Installing software, making sure the anti-virus and other protection software is up to date.

Because our company does extensive military training you MUST be able to pass a security check ( and we WILL check) must have ZERO criminal history, must have ZERO drug history, must have a decently clean drivers license etc... The company is made of all ex-military people, navy, marines, specops, a whole selection of the best. You will not work for better people. This is a great environment to work in, the company does stuff that others can only dream of and like we said, the people are great. Office politics and BS is NOT tolerated for 1 second. Those who cry when they are yelled at or run and hide from loud noises need not apply.

We are looking for talent. Raw talent with a good personality. MCSE? BSCE??? Don't have one? that's fine..but you better live, eat and breath computers and know your stuff.

Starting pay is $10/hour+... job can be starting at part time or start at full time...

If you are tired of working for a boring idiot company... come give us a look.

Umm yeah ok.

That is such a professional add.

hahaha. they go through all that, say you better know your stuff, and then only pay $10 an hour...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Adaman
People need to stop saying "Wow, just wow". Also, it's ad as in advertisement, not add as in addition. But I'm just being a dick

wow, just wow...you're a dick. :evil:

 

[rh71]

Unprofessional is one way to put it. Much like how people in certain professions have no idea how to write a block of text that's not going to their good buddy. Not surprised it's on craigslist.

 

[Wapp]

Originally posted by: AgentJean

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
$10 an hour,...... sweet.

yeah for MCSE and a security clearance.

Anyone who has any I/T certifications and a security clearence and works for $10/hr is a security risk.

A security check does not mean a security clearance. But you are right about not working for $10/hour.

 

[Kelemvor]

I thought that was the funniest part. $10/hr. Woo hoo. Where do I sign up? Maybe for $50/hr it would be worth it.

 

[dmcgough]

You've got to be a crackhead to work for that company.

 

[kitkat22]

I'll side with what has been said, it has got to be a scam. I would seriously egg them on a bit and post ensuing comical results.

 

[DBL]

This is not a $10/hr job. It is a $10/hr+ job. Big difference. It could be $20K/yr or $10/yr depending on the definition of "+".

 

[Dualist]

Kind of funny, but I wouldn't mind taking it for just $10/hr. Could be a gimmick, though.

 

[Mxylplyx]

Originally posted by: AgentJean

In Office Computer GEEK needed. You need to know windows XP and other variants very well. You must know networking, the details of TCP/IP, pop oriented email, webservers, DNS's and everything else very well. Whether you are a newbie or an old timer looking for a little extra work, this job can be part time / full time based on your needs. Many duties involve installing computers, components, upgrading hard drives, cards, and even whole systems. Installing software, making sure the anti-virus and other protection software is up to date.

Because our company does extensive military training you MUST be able to pass a security check ( and we WILL check) must have ZERO criminal history, must have ZERO drug history, must have a decently clean drivers license etc... The company is made of all ex-military people, navy, marines, specops, a whole selection of the best. You will not work for better people. This is a great environment to work in, the company does stuff that others can only dream of and like we said, the people are great. Office politics and BS is NOT tolerated for 1 second. Those who cry when they are yelled at or run and hide from loud noises need not apply.

We are looking for talent. Raw talent with a good personality. MCSE? BSCE??? Don't have one? that's fine..but you better live, eat and breath computers and know your stuff.

Starting pay is $10/hour+... job can be starting at part time or start at full time...

If you are tired of working for a boring idiot company... come give us a look.

Umm yeah ok.

That is such a professional add.

Sounds like a cool place to work to me, aside from pay. You'd probably better be able to stand up for yourself and have a spine if you work there though.

 

[rsd]

Originally posted by: DBL
This is not a $10/hr job. It is a $10/hr+ job. Big difference. It could be $20K/yr or $10/yr depending on the definition of "+".

I'm just going to assume you're being sarcastic (dear god I hope so).

 

[Zolty]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Raiden256

Originally posted by: AgentJean

Starting pay is $10/hour+...

BWAH HA HA HA

That's $20K+ a year, dog! :laugh:

With that you could totally get like 100 TypeR stickers for your mom's civic!!!!1

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: AgentJean

In Office Computer GEEK needed. You need to know windows XP and other variants very well. You must know networking, the details of TCP/IP, pop oriented email, webservers, DNS's and everything else very well. Whether you are a newbie or an old timer looking for a little extra work, this job can be part time / full time based on your needs. Many duties involve installing computers, components, upgrading hard drives, cards, and even whole systems. Installing software, making sure the anti-virus and other protection software is up to date.

Because our company does extensive military training you MUST be able to pass a security check ( and we WILL check) must have ZERO criminal history, must have ZERO drug history, must have a decently clean drivers license etc... The company is made of all ex-military people, navy, marines, specops, a whole selection of the best. You will not work for better people. This is a great environment to work in, the company does stuff that others can only dream of and like we said, the people are great. Office politics and BS is NOT tolerated for 1 second. Those who cry when they are yelled at or run and hide from loud noises need not apply.

We are looking for talent. Raw talent with a good personality. MCSE? BSCE??? Don't have one? that's fine..but you better live, eat and breath computers and know your stuff.

Starting pay is $10/hour+... job can be starting at part time or start at full time...

If you are tired of working for a boring idiot company... come give us a look.

Umm yeah ok.

That is such a professional add.

i've seen ads, even posted about it here, before that are kind of like that. they make it sound really fun and a easygoing happy place, but who knows what happens if you actually get in there.

 

[GeneValgene]

haha check out this job ad

 

[Krazy4Real]

I think AgentJean should setup an interview.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
haha check out this job ad

its ALL about the feminality.....

 

[child of wonder]

LMAO

$10/hr??!?!?

 

[CptObvious]

I don't see this as a scam, just a sh!thole place to work. Scams are things that are too good to be true, this clearly is something else.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: AgentJean

In Office Computer GEEK needed. You need to know windows XP and other variants very well. You must know networking, the details of TCP/IP, pop oriented email, webservers, DNS's and everything else very well. Whether you are a newbie or an old timer looking for a little extra work, this job can be part time / full time based on your needs. Many duties involve installing computers, components, upgrading hard drives, cards, and even whole systems. Installing software, making sure the anti-virus and other protection software is up to date.

Because our company does extensive military training you MUST be able to pass a security check ( and we WILL check) must have ZERO criminal history, must have ZERO drug history, must have a decently clean drivers license etc... The company is made of all ex-military people, navy, marines, specops, a whole selection of the best. You will not work for better people. This is a great environment to work in, the company does stuff that others can only dream of and like we said, the people are great. Office politics and BS is NOT tolerated for 1 second. Those who cry when they are yelled at or run and hide from loud noises need not apply.

We are looking for talent. Raw talent with a good personality. MCSE? BSCE??? Don't have one? that's fine..but you better live, eat and breath computers and know your stuff.

Starting pay is $10/hour+... job can be starting at part time or start at full time...

If you are tired of working for a boring idiot company... come give us a look.

Umm yeah ok.

That is such a professional add.

LOL $10 an hour in Hampton Roads, VA. I think McDonalds pays it's pimple farmers more that in HR..