Check out this job add

[AgentJean]

In Office Computer GEEK needed. You need to know windows XP and other variants very well. You must know networking, the details of TCP/IP, pop oriented email, webservers, DNS's and everything else very well. Whether you are a newbie or an old timer looking for a little extra work, this job can be part time / full time based on your needs. Many duties involve installing computers, components, upgrading hard drives, cards, and even whole systems. Installing software, making sure the anti-virus and other protection software is up to date.

Because our company does extensive military training you MUST be able to pass a security check ( and we WILL check) must have ZERO criminal history, must have ZERO drug history, must have a decently clean drivers license etc... The company is made of all ex-military people, navy, marines, specops, a whole selection of the best. You will not work for better people. This is a great environment to work in, the company does stuff that others can only dream of and like we said, the people are great. Office politics and BS is NOT tolerated for 1 second. Those who cry when they are yelled at or run and hide from loud noises need not apply.

We are looking for talent. Raw talent with a good personality. MCSE? BSCE??? Don't have one? that's fine..but you better live, eat and breath computers and know your stuff.

Starting pay is $10/hour+... job can be starting at part time or start at full time...

If you are tired of working for a boring idiot company... come give us a look.

Umm yeah ok.

That is such a professional add.

 

[sygyzy]

I'd love to see which company this is and get a sneak into their operations. I bet it's as funny as the ad.

 

[NeoAaronX]

$10 an hour,...... sweet.



On a side note-

One time I saw an ad for a yard sale in my area,.... stated some of the items they had there,...
furniture,... baby clothes, computer items,...
and at the end of the ad it said,

"It's gonna be bitchin', real bitchin'."

Thought it was funny.

 

[AgentJean]

There's no "real" contract info, just a email alias that gets forward.

 

[AgentJean]

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
$10 an hour,...... sweet.

yeah for MCSE and a security clearance.

Anyone who has any I/T certifications and a security clearence and works for $10/hr is a security risk.

 

[Leros]

That actually sounds like a decent summer job for me. I can do " installing computers, components, upgrading hard drives, cards, and even whole systems. Installing software, making sure the anti-virus and other protection software is up to date" and more.

Where do I sign up?

 

[Evadman]

I run and hide from loud noises.

 

[Raiden256]

Originally posted by: AgentJean

Starting pay is $10/hour+...

BWAH HA HA HA

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I run and hide from loud noises.

bahaha

 

[SmoochyTX]

Add or ad?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Raiden256

Originally posted by: AgentJean

Starting pay is $10/hour+...

BWAH HA HA HA

That's $20K+ a year, dog! :laugh:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
$10 an hour,...... sweet.



On a side note-

One time I saw an ad for a yard sale in my area,.... stated some of the items they had there,...
furniture,... baby clothes, computer items,...
and at the end of the ad it said,

"It's gonna be bitchin', real bitchin'."

Thought it was funny.

LOL

 

[gamepad]

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
$10 an hour,...... sweet.



On a side note-

One time I saw an ad for a yard sale in my area,.... stated some of the items they had there,...
furniture,... baby clothes, computer items,...
and at the end of the ad it said,

"It's gonna be bitchin', real bitchin'."

Thought it was funny.

I would definitely go to that yard sale and buy something if I saw that.

 

[KarenMarie]

I like the add. It probably means that it is a very upfront non Politically Correct atmosphere.

That is cool.

If they let me go to work in jeans and tee shirts, I would probably apply if I lived nearby.

 

[AgentJean]

Ok, so I just send a email of interest and I got a response

My email

Hello,

I saw this posting on Craigslist and I would like some more information regarding the position, its responsibilities, and details about the company

Thank you

The douche's reply(copied and pasted from the email. Note I sent the email from a dummy account TK421)

TK421 WHY ARE YOU NOT SENDING YOUR RESUME.... duties are outlined
in the posting... we are screening applicants... its basically windows / computer installer, fixer, upgrader, debugger, keeping software updated... server oversight, firewall maintenance...etc..
etc... etc... but a HELL of a company to work for.

Yeah, freaking right. I might have been laid off on friday but I'm not that desparate. They aint getting my personal information.

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: AgentJean
Ok, so I just send a email of interest and I got a response

My email

Hello,

I saw this posting on Craigslist and I would like some more information regarding the position, its responsibilities, and details about the company

Thank you

The douche's reply(copied and pasted from the email. Note I sent the email from a dummy account TK421)

TK421 WHY ARE YOU NOT SENDING YOUR RESUME.... duties are outlined
in the posting... we are screening applicants... its basically windows / computer installer, fixer, upgrader, debugger, keeping software updated... server oversight, firewall maintenance...etc..
etc... etc... but a HELL of a company to work for.

Yeah, freaking right. I might have been laid off on friday but I'm not that desparate. They aint getting my personal information.

New type of scam?

 

[AgentJean]

Originally posted by: tasmanian


New type of scam?

Could be. I have more of a feeling this is some lame staffing firm that needs bodies for some money pit IT contract (like the NMCI project. EDS SUCKS).

 

[sygyzy]

Do a follow up AgentJean, to mess with them.

 

[BigJimbo]

Originally posted by: AgentJean
Ok, so I just send a email of interest and I got a response

My email

Hello,

I saw this posting on Craigslist and I would like some more information regarding the position, its responsibilities, and details about the company

Thank you

The douche's reply(copied and pasted from the email. Note I sent the email from a dummy account TK421)

TK421 WHY ARE YOU NOT SENDING YOUR RESUME.... duties are outlined
in the posting... we are screening applicants... its basically windows / computer installer, fixer, upgrader, debugger, keeping software updated... server oversight, firewall maintenance...etc..
etc... etc... but a HELL of a company to work for.

Yeah, freaking right. I might have been laid off on friday but I'm not that desparate. They aint getting my personal information.

Reply with...Im Bill Gates, DUHHH!


I would make up a resume, list every possible certification you can find on there, hell throw in that your a CPA with a PHd in astrophysics and that you built a space shuttle by yourself.

 

[pulse8]

If I know all that they are looking for, I would hope that I'd be looking for jobs that pay more than $10 an hour.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: pulse8
If I know all that they are looking for, I would hope that I'd be looking for jobs that pay more than $10 an hour.

Meh, I've never had any training and I could do all of the stuff they want if given a bit of time and access to google.

 

[fustercluck]

People need to stop saying "Wow, just wow". Also, it's ad as in advertisement, not add as in addition. But I'm just being a dick

 

[ATLien247]

Sounds like it was written by a true jarhead...

 

[skace]

They are asking for someone to do about 10 different jobs for the price of half of one. You will be the desktop tech, user support, server administrator, architecture, infrastructure team and networking. Congrats.

The type of person they are looking for is Leros, who seems to think he can learn all this on google.

 

[clamum]

Damn. I'm callin shens on their no drug policy. Looks like ya gotta beat the boss in a crack smoking marathon to get hired.